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Song Parodies -> "Shtuppin' His Hooved Flock"

Original Song Title:

"Up on the Housetop"

Original Performer:

Traditional

Parody Song Title:

"Shtuppin' His Hooved Flock"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Billions of gifts--there's no time to pause
For frenetic Santa Claus.
Before he goes to deploy the toys,
He hoists for just nine minutes of joys.

Ho, ho ho! he isn't slow. No, no, no, for buck or do-oe.
Shtuppin' his hooved flock, stick, stick, stick,
One-a-minute speed has quick Saint Nick.

First he rocks Vixen, the foxy belle,
Rapid Santa fills her well.
Next he's on Dancer, who's quite surprised. . .
Of Santa's needs hadn't been apprised.

Ho, ho, ho. . . .

After that Blitzen will feel the thrill
Then Cupid, no laborious fill,
Prancer and Comet and dashing Dash',
Donner and Blitzen--then Rudolph's last.

Ho, ho, ho! Rudy says, "Go! Go, go, go!" See his nose glo-ow.
Hooves on the rooftops, click, click, click.
Down wooded chimneys comes quick Saint Nick.

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AFW - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Bad Santa, here, eh? funny premise...fives
alvin rhodes - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
so, THAT'S what they mean by "reindeer games"
Stephen aka Step-chan - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Whoa, ecchi Santa, you hentai! 555 =)
PMS - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
5 lumps of coal for you!
John Barry - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, AFW, Alvin, Stephen, PMS.
carol - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
naughty! 5's
Royce Miller - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, Santa's getting beat up; toting a gun, and now humping the reindeer. I think I'll keep my vision of him, just delivering toys.
Larry Hensley - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Another santa bashing parody! Cool!

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