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Song Parodies -> "The Superfriends' Christmas"
Original Song Title:
"Jingle Bells"
Original Performer:
Traditional
Parody Song Title:
"The Superfriends' Christmas"
Parody Written by:
Mikey Squirrel
The Lyrics
We all remember the classic "Jingle bells, Batman smells", but I've never seen full lyrics for it. So I created my own, based on the classic yet corny Superfriends show. Enjoy!
Jingle Bells, Batman smells, Robin laid an egg,
Batmobile lost a wheel, The Joker got away... HEY!
Jingle Bells, Go to hell, Superman is gay,
The Flash is slow, and we all know that bad guys are okay!
Green Lantern's light burned out, Hawkman got shot down,
The Atom got squashed out, Aquaman had drowned !
The Wonder Twins have been, living in sin
Apache Chief got scalped, and Wonder Woman's been whoring..
..oh..
Jingle Bells, Wonder Dog smells, Wendy and Marvin are dead,
All the Super Villians have retired to Club Med,
Jingle Bells, what the hell, happened to the rest?
They all died in a blast that destroyed the Hall Of Justice !
Batmobile lost a wheel, The Joker got away... HEY!
Jingle Bells, Go to hell, Superman is gay,
The Flash is slow, and we all know that bad guys are okay!
Green Lantern's light burned out, Hawkman got shot down,
The Atom got squashed out, Aquaman had drowned !
The Wonder Twins have been, living in sin
Apache Chief got scalped, and Wonder Woman's been whoring..
..oh..
Jingle Bells, Wonder Dog smells, Wendy and Marvin are dead,
All the Super Villians have retired to Club Med,
Jingle Bells, what the hell, happened to the rest?
They all died in a blast that destroyed the Hall Of Justice !
c 2005 by Mikey SquirrelSquirrelbait Parody Jukebox
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DASHING THROUGH THE JUNGLE IN A ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLIEGH,THROUGH THE TREES WE GO YELLING ALL THE WAY,JANE IS IN THE SEAT,BOY IS DRESSED ALL NEAT,CHETAS AT THE REIGHS,TARZAN SWINING BY,JUNGLEBELL,JUNGLEBELLS,JUNGLE ALL THE WAY,OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE INA ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLEIGH,JUNGLEBELLS,JUNGLEBELLS JUNGLE ALL THE WAY,OH WHAT FUN IT IS TO RIDE INA ONE ELEPHANT OPEN SLEIGH. This is the Tarzan version
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