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Song Parodies -> "I'll Fly, No Way"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Fly Away"

Original Performer:

Traditional Gospel Hymn

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Fly, No Way"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Skip them airports, and full body scans,
I'll...fly, no way!
Don't want strangers a'peekin' thru my pants,
I'll...fly, no way!

I'll...fly, no way! I'm sorry,
I'll...fly, no way!
Drive my car..when I have ta' travel far,
I'll...fly, no way!

Privacy in air travel is slack,
More..every day
Wasted hours, waitin' on the tarmac,
I'll...fly, no way!

I'll...fly, no way! no worry,
I'll...fly, no way!
Got my car..when I gotta' travel far,
I'll...fly, no way!

Tho' they're crowded..I'll choose freeway lanes
I'll...fly, no way!
Here on land..there's no exploding "Hanes"
I'll...fly, no way!

I'll...fly, no way! I'm sorry,
I'll...fly, no way!
Feel..safe..car..when I've gotta' travel far
I'll...fly, no way!

I'll...fly, no way!





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Pacing: 4.9
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Overall Rating: 4.8
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Old Man Ribber - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Another flight of fancy from the gentle universal humorist of the site. AFW, you are cleared to land on runway 5-5-5. ;D
Timmy1000 - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm with you on that one, AFW - if I never get on a plane again, that will be too soon.
LilWingedCakes - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
I agree L'AIR de Farce, they took the " Joy out of flying " . . . .
Mark Scotti - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Watch out for the required 'anal probe"!!! LOL
Patrick - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Great rendition of a gospel favorite. If health care passes and treatment is rationed, doctors will have send their patients to the airport for diagnostic scanning.
AFW - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, all for v&c
blackjack21 - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Very good advice. Loved the exploding "Hanes" line.
Christie Marie M - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
This is why we drive to Florida every 4 months, so we don't end up flying there, or so my mom thinks. I don't mind flying, but my mom's too scared to fly most of the time. Oh, and yeah, I'm too nervous to be scanned at the airports. This kind of body scanning should be outlawed. I echo all comments above. 5's!
Johnny D - January 25, 2010 - Report this comment
Timely & topical, well done.

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