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Song Parodies -> "Wonder What's In This Hot Dog?"
Original Song Title:
"Take Me Out To The Ball Game"
Original Performer:
Traditional - Original version - Jack Norworth
Parody Song Title:
"Wonder What's In This Hot Dog?"
Parody Written by:
Paul Robinson
The Lyrics
OK, so my timing is lousy...yeah, Baseball Season just ENDED...so what? Is it my fault my Parody muse doesn't know or care about such matters? And I apologize in advance if you happen to be eating a Hot Dog when you read this...
Wonder what's in this hot dog?
Wonder what's in this frank?
Ground up
intestines
and some
hog lips
And some
meat worker's
finger tips
And some
chemicals
to preserve it
Bits of
some mad cow's
brain
You don't care
You eat
that hot dog
You're at the
ball game
Wonder what's in this frank?
Ground up
intestines
and some
hog lips
And some
meat worker's
finger tips
And some
chemicals
to preserve it
Bits of
some mad cow's
brain
You don't care
You eat
that hot dog
You're at the
ball game
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to be "frank"...i don't wanna know....good one...5s
Well, since Mad Cow I believe that the skull, brain and spinal column of cows can't be used for anything food related, though I also recall there was an age limit on that (maybe 30 months?). Anywho, funny parody, reminds me of a friends birthday party where we got a kid to spew by telling him what is in a hot dog while he was eating it. (Hey, I was 12 at the time!). 5s.
Stomach turning, but entertaining! 555
I never sausage good satire about hot dogs. This parody is a real wiener.
To paraphrase Homer Simpson, "Mmmmm... pig anus". Funny concept.
I like the way you stretched out that wiener.
Good one!
funny one, Paul. I don't think I'll eat another hot dog. :D 5's
Good one. 5's
Otto Von Bismarck once said that "Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made," and hot dogs might have more questionable ingredients than sausages. Well expressed, Paul.
Thanks to all...Now, I don't know if you would classify this as irony or stupidity, but guess what I had for lunch today?...Yup, that's right...a Hot Dog...I couldn't help it, I was at a Hospital Cafeteria and the only other choice was some really unpalattable looking stew-type stuff floating in what looked like gobs of congealed fat (or worse)...the "Jumbo Beef Hot Dog"? Well, it least it had a recognizable shape...tasted OK, too....yes, and if I am not mistaken the "pig anus" content on "All Beef Hot Dogs" is limited to 30% or less...lol...
I'd say that this is your WURST parody, Paul. ;-)
Missed your December comment, JD, Thanks...
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