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Song Parodies -> "Michael The Weirdo Jackson"
Original Song Title:
"Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer"
Original Performer:
Traditonal
Parody Song Title:
"Michael The Weirdo Jackson"
Parody Written by:
J.Marie
The Lyrics
This is the real original song I had to redo it because I put the wrong song
Michael the weirdo Jackson
Got put under the knife 50 times
And If you ever saw it
You would even say it shows
All of the cute old children
Always run away and cry
He hurts the poor little children
The children always scream and cry
Then one foggy day in June
The police man came to say
Michael get away from us
You weird crazy molester guy
Then all the kids were happy
No more Michael molesting
Michael the weirdo Jackson
You'll go down in history
Got put under the knife 50 times
And If you ever saw it
You would even say it shows
All of the cute old children
Always run away and cry
He hurts the poor little children
The children always scream and cry
Then one foggy day in June
The police man came to say
Michael get away from us
You weird crazy molester guy
Then all the kids were happy
No more Michael molesting
Michael the weirdo Jackson
You'll go down in history
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A good idea very poorly executed. There are about 20 guys on this site who could do a better parody to that title in their sleep. Some will no doubt try.
hey dumb ass it was suppose to be Michael Jackson fianlly caught and put to jail!
I have to agree with Michael... great idea, but poor execution, especially on the pacing. But hey, I submitted two of my worst-ever parodies for tomorrow and you're getting a lot more votes than I tend to get, so you must be doing something right. I don't follow the Wacko Jacko saga, so I'm a few years out of touch with the latest news on him, (is he really in jail??) but I loved the title and the song you chose for the treatment, before I ever opened it. :) Michael... I so want to be in that 20 that I webbed my try for your approval: http://www.anycities.com/melhi/parody.html
HE AIN'T GOING 2 JAIL BUT HE SHOULD
Sweety...I'm sorry, but you don't know how to ryme very well.
I don't think that was funny i thought it was ingorant and cruel.Michael jackson has a kind heart and is having a hard time already, he doesn't need that.Iam really upset at these alliegations towards him and hope he is ok.I'm 12, nearly 13, and even i can write better poems than that.MICHAEL IS INNOCENT SO JUST LEAVE HIM ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! from a huge michael jackson fan
Guilty or innocent (i think he's guilty, and I think he's gonna do time when--and if--he turns himself in), this parody is juvenile.
The author misspelled "traditional" (the 2nd i is missing).
Attn. who cares: B.F.D.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but i just read your version here. Unfortunately i had just fininshed posting Michael the Wood Nosed Strange Queer, and i am afraid this is slightly pale in comparison. nice effort though, better luck next time.
What does "B.F.D" mean?
Big Fat Deal, or you can use another F word there (naughty naughty)
Oh. right. Thanks, Dude.
stupid
J. Marie I don't understand how you could post such bad things about Michael Jackson and especially like this. If you can't say anything nice, Period.
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