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Song Parodies -> "Cataracts"
Original Song Title:
"Maverick"
Original Performer:
TV Theme Song
Parody Song Title:
"Cataracts"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
This is not meant to make light of a serious eye condition... but rather the use of humor....to call attention to it.
Who is the tall dark stranger there?
It's your own brother, James
Up in his face, real close you stare,
Sight ain't your companion
Stumblin's got you lame..
Drive on the wrong side of the road
Cataracts are to blame
Leave on a trip to Oregon,
Then wind up in Kansas
Such a risky game...
TeeVee's a blurry shell
Amy ain't Annabel
Upside down are the papers that you hold
Seein' clouds when there's sun
Opthamologist, call one
Cataracts are a sign of growing old
TeeVee's a blurry shell
Amy ain't Annabel
Upside down are the papers that you hold
Seein' clouds when there's sun
Opthamologist, call one
Cataracts are a sign of growing old,
Cataracts are a sign of growing old
It's your own brother, James
Up in his face, real close you stare,
Sight ain't your companion
Stumblin's got you lame..
Drive on the wrong side of the road
Cataracts are to blame
Leave on a trip to Oregon,
Then wind up in Kansas
Such a risky game...
TeeVee's a blurry shell
Amy ain't Annabel
Upside down are the papers that you hold
Seein' clouds when there's sun
Opthamologist, call one
Cataracts are a sign of growing old
TeeVee's a blurry shell
Amy ain't Annabel
Upside down are the papers that you hold
Seein' clouds when there's sun
Opthamologist, call one
Cataracts are a sign of growing old,
Cataracts are a sign of growing old
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Okay...so, this is how ya' spell, "Ophthalmologist"....must be my cataracts...all those wasted letters...the word is an eye test, in itself !
someone musta been blind to have given ya ones...this rocks...5s
Thanks, Alvin...Yeah, Mr. One was out ridin' herd early, I guess...and shot me down!
Sorry AFW...I really DKTOS, but this was a fun read. Keep it up!!
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