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Song Parodies -> "Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat"
Original Song Title:
"Row, Row, Row Your Boat"
Original Performer:
Unknown
Parody Song Title:
"Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
A little round.
Rove, Rove, Rove, Your Throat
Rove, Rove, Rove, your throat's
Issuing sh*t streams—
Marrying, marrying, marrying
Lying with wet dreams.
Rove, Rove, Rove, your throat's
Issuing sh*t streams—
Marrying, marrying, marrying
Lying with wet dreams.
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Though it pains me, John..I didn't much care for this. Parodies as short as this have to be archly clever, and this wasn't. And you left off one "marrying"..I can't understand why you submitted this, John..you're stuffs usually much better. Sorry mate.
No problem, Kristof. Thanks for the comments. This one struck me as, for some perverse reason, I was thinking about this particular loathesome POS in an administration full of them. As to the "marrying" minus one--oops, math was never my strong suit. Sorry to say. . .more attack parodies on the way, but at least they'll be longer.
While I agree with Kristof, I had to rate this highly because Karl Rove is a total ass....
Karl Rove, a.k.a. "Bush's Brain." So who's Bush's Heart? We know the man has no courage. If he did, he'd say, "Y'know, Dick, Rummy, this Iraq thing ain't workin' like you said it would. Maybe we need a slight course correction instead of stayin' the course."
I don't remember seeing this one before. I like it!
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