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Song Parodies -> "O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem"
Original Song Title:
"O Little Town Of Bethlehem"
Original Performer:
Various
Parody Song Title:
"O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem,
So it won't be too high
Above the knee, it should not be,
And never show a thigh
This eve the school Prom cometh
When ogling boys excite,
Mid howls and jeers, some guzzled beers,
Pray not too wild tonight
Till early morn, parents worry,
Bout stuff boys do think of,
If chap'rones sleep, Angel's won't keep
A watch on wandering love
O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem
Not right if it's too low
We send her out with trust about,
Just how the dance will go
We know kids can't be Angels,
Just hope not much mayhem
Before daybreak, for Heaven's sake,
At least by three A.M.
So it won't be too high
Above the knee, it should not be,
And never show a thigh
This eve the school Prom cometh
When ogling boys excite,
Mid howls and jeers, some guzzled beers,
Pray not too wild tonight
Till early morn, parents worry,
Bout stuff boys do think of,
If chap'rones sleep, Angel's won't keep
A watch on wandering love
O Little Gown Of Beth We Hem
Not right if it's too low
We send her out with trust about,
Just how the dance will go
We know kids can't be Angels,
Just hope not much mayhem
Before daybreak, for Heaven's sake,
At least by three A.M.
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This is adorable.
possibly the best song i've ever heard about dress hemming...5s
Fantastic, AFW! I've been trying to figure out how to do this one and getting nowhere.
Thank you, Ravyn, Alvin, and John.....for your votes and kind comments....
"Magnifique!" 5-5-5
AFW, 5 stitches from me.
Thanks to David and Tim
Cute and clever!
I agree with Meriadoc!
Thanks Meriadoc and Johnny D
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