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Song Parodies -> "I See Hoke at Christmas"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Home for Christmas"

Original Performer:

Various Artists

Parody Song Title:

"I See Hoke at Christmas"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I see/hear hoke at Christmas…
goes on boundlessly.
Phony snow and mistletoe
and schmaltz relentlessly.

Christmas scenes remind me,
as through malls I stream,
of the hoke at Christmas…
enough to cause bad dreams.

I see hoke at Christmas…
huge, the panoply.
I explore and hear in stores
a Muzak crhapsody.

Christmas scenes inspire me…
morphemically.
Add the new word “kitschtmass”
to the dictionary.
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