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Song Parodies -> "Sharia"
Original Song Title:
"Maria"
Original Performer:
West Side Story (Musical)
Parody Song Title:
"Sharia"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
The recent carnage in Nice, France ignited debates in the USA over Syrian refugee immigration, Muslim assimilation and whether Sharia law is incompatible with the Bill of Rights, which lists individual freedoms that Sharia law restricts. Click here for original lyrics to this duet.
HE:
(speaks)
Sharia . . .
(sings)
Utmost duty is bound by Islam's cause:
Sharia, Sharia, Sharia, Sharia . . .
Allah's beauty resounds when the world wins a single law:
Sharia, Sharia, Sharia, Sharia . . .
Sharia!
Guys must get the world shamed, Sharia,
And suddenly each dame
Will ever be more tame;
You'll see.
SHE:
Sharia!
Guys just passed a girl-aimed Sharia,
And suddenly I've found
How gender rules, unsound,
Ban me.
Sharia!
Wear a shroud, be abused if straying,
Laid in coffin if Allah's light naying.
BOTH:
Sharia!
I'll never stop praying toward Mecca.
Sharia, Sharia, Sharia . . .
May hit-crowd stand, amused, quick-slaying
Gays who often with pals most like laying.
Sharia!
The most beautiful sound Obama heard
At sunset.
(speaks)
Sharia . . .
(sings)
Utmost duty is bound by Islam's cause:
Sharia, Sharia, Sharia, Sharia . . .
Allah's beauty resounds when the world wins a single law:
Sharia, Sharia, Sharia, Sharia . . .
Sharia!
Guys must get the world shamed, Sharia,
And suddenly each dame
Will ever be more tame;
You'll see.
SHE:
Sharia!
Guys just passed a girl-aimed Sharia,
And suddenly I've found
How gender rules, unsound,
Ban me.
Sharia!
Wear a shroud, be abused if straying,
Laid in coffin if Allah's light naying.
BOTH:
Sharia!
I'll never stop praying toward Mecca.
Sharia, Sharia, Sharia . . .
May hit-crowd stand, amused, quick-slaying
Gays who often with pals most like laying.
Sharia!
The most beautiful sound Obama heard
At sunset.
My parody mentions only two of the many groups that could be affected negatively. Our cherished separation of church and state would disappear too. (Barack was a senator from Illinois at the time of that interview.)
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Beside women and gays, a third affected group was mentioned: apostates. (Laid in coffin if Allah's light naying.)
Just shaking my head sadly at what we've come to. The current gang in power here must really want this, and their subjects (I can't call us citizens anymore) must want it too. Although some of us are finally fighting, it seems -- gonna be fun watching Trump battling Hillary.
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