Hello Waltz - (hello) (hello)
Please forgive my two left feet,
Dancin' one-five
To your lovely three-four beat
Hard to trip this light fantastic,
My style's more the heavy weird
Lovely waltz
Don't tell Strauss...I appeared

Hello dance floor - (hello) (hello)
I disgrace your shine, oh Lord
With my bad steps,
Guess, by now, you're really board
Blame my clumsy on old Art Murray,
Class of Clinton with cigars
Springer'd beat me
On, "Dancing With The Stars"

Poise slipped away and left me all alone
Here on the floor
An apology to this nice tune
I would make Gene Kelly snore

Hello partner - (hello) (hello)
Sorry if I stepped on your toes
I know I should lead,
But on the floor there's no arr-ows..
Now that the waltz has ended,
You say, thanks, to be kind
But I'm real sure no more dances will be mine

Goodbye waltz..(goodbye, goodbye)