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Real Lyrics -> Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty -> Cat Stevens
Sometimes a song you hear for the first time, is innocent and sweet sounding. Then you listen closer to the lyrics, and realize it's talking about stuff you didn't realize. Double-entendres help disguise the filthiest of songs.
Dirty Songs You Didn't Know Were Dirty, Cat Stevens
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Cat Stevens', "Mona Bone Jakon"
The dirty Lyrics:
Yes, I've got a mona bone jakon But it won't be lonely for long
Why They're dirty:
To quote Stevens himself: "'Mona Bone Jakon' is another name for my penis. It's the name I give it. It's not some sort of secret vocabulary; it's just something I made up."
Submitted by: Alan the Ottoman
Cat Stevens', "The Boy With A Moon And Star On His Head"
The dirty Lyrics:
A gardener's daughter stopped me on my way, on the day I was
To wed
It is you who I wish to share my body with she said
To wed
It is you who I wish to share my body with she said
Why They're dirty:
He was on his way to marry someone else when this happened!
Submitted by: Robert Ballinger
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