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These are lyrics by Cast of "Joseph" that do not rhyme.
Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Cast of "Joseph"
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Cast of "Joseph" 's, "Any Dream Will Do"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
A crash of drums,
A flash of light.
My golden coat
Flew out of sight.
The colors faded into darkness,
I was left alone.
A flash of light.
My golden coat
Flew out of sight.
The colors faded into darkness,
I was left alone.
Why They're Misrhymed:
"Alone" doesn't rhyme with "darkness".
Submitted by: Katy
Cast of "Joseph" 's, "Close Every Door to Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Close every door to me,
Hide all the world from me...
Do what you want with me,
Hate me and laugh at me...
Hide all the world from me...
Do what you want with me,
Hate me and laugh at me...
Why They're Misrhymed:
The song rhymes "me" with itself.
Submitted by: Katy
Cast of "Joseph" 's, "Close Every Door to Me"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
If my life were important, I
Would ask will I live or die.
But I know the answers
Lie far from this world.
Would ask will I live or die.
But I know the answers
Lie far from this world.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Not only does "world" not rhyme with anything else, but it's the only verse in the song that ends with a non-rhyming word.
Submitted by: Katy
Cast of "Joseph" 's, "Potiphar"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Joseph's looks and handsome figure
Had attracted her attention.
Every morning she would beckon,
"Come and lie with me, love."
Joseph wanted to resist her,
Till one day she proved too eager.
Joseph cried in vain,
"Please stop, I don't believe in free love."
Potiphar was counting sheckels
In his den below the bedroom,
When he heard a mighty rumpus
Clattering above him.
Suddenly he knew his riches
Couldn't buy him what he wanted.
Gold would never make him happy
If she didn't love him.
Had attracted her attention.
Every morning she would beckon,
"Come and lie with me, love."
Joseph wanted to resist her,
Till one day she proved too eager.
Joseph cried in vain,
"Please stop, I don't believe in free love."
Potiphar was counting sheckels
In his den below the bedroom,
When he heard a mighty rumpus
Clattering above him.
Suddenly he knew his riches
Couldn't buy him what he wanted.
Gold would never make him happy
If she didn't love him.
Why They're Misrhymed:
Both paragraphs end with the same word rhyming with itself ["love", "him"] .
Submitted by: Katy
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