These are lyrics by Tom Lehrer that do not rhyme.
Misrhymed Song Lyrics, Tom Lehrer
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And you may end up like Oedipus
I'd rather marry a duck-billed pledipus
Okay, this isn't really misrhymed. Tom Lehrer does a wonderful job coming up with very creative ways to rhyme. I merely wanted to say that I, and, I'm sure, other people, would be much happier if people who cannot say anything better than 'It doesn't rhyme' and variations on such would say nothing at all. As Tom Lehrer said, 'I feel that if a person can't communicate, the least he can do is to shut up'.
Submitted by: Estelendur
Stories of tortures
Used by debauchers
This is literally the only set of lines in any of Mr. Lehrer's songs which is supposed to rhyme but doesn't. Really, it is.
Submitted by: Estelendur
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