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Fun Music Information -> Blind Guardian
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Stupid Band Names:
- I wouldn't trust a blind person to guard anything! Submitted by: GlamRockNinjaLord
Literally Impossible Song Titles:
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
| "Welcome to Dying," | You wouldn't hear it if you were dead | weird kid106 |
| "Sadly Sings Destiny," | Destiny is an idea; it can't sing | Amelia |
Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name |
| "Saturn," Stevie Wonder | "Lord Of The Rings," Blind Guardian |
| "Walking Tree," Incredible Polo | "Lord Of The Rings," Blind Guardian |
| "A Past and Future Secret," Blind Guardian | "The Meaning of Life," The Offspring |
| "A Past And Future Secret," Blind Guardian | "I Told A Stranger," Rita Raines |
Remove a Letter From a Song Title:
"Wizard's Crow" originally "Wizard's Crown"
Ursula Turpin
"Lord Of The Rigs" originally "Lord Of The Rings"
April Fleming
Change a Letter:
"Word Of The Rings" originally "Lord Of The Rings"
Ed
"Fright Eyes" originally "Bright Eyes"
Halloweena Jolie
"Lizard's Crown" originally "Wizard's Crown"
Ursula Turpin
"A Dark Massage" originally "A Dark Passage"
Drew Scarymore
"Lord Of The Rinds" originally "Lord Of The Rings"
John
There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.
Song Parody Lyrics:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Battalions of Fear" | "Italians Love Fear" | Dylan Baranski |
Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Sing To The Lord Sandi Patti | Lord Of The Rings Blind Guardian | Sing To The Lord Of The Rings | Karen Smith |
If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:
Third Eye Blind Guardian
Third Eye Blind combined with Blind Guardian
Submitted By: Calop
Blind Melon Guardian
Blind Melon combined with Blind Guardian
Submitted By: Tabitha Cartwright
Blind Guardian Angels And Airwaves
Blind Guardian combined with Angels And Airwaves
Submitted By: Courtney Mears
Blind Guardian Faith
Blind Guardian combined with Blind Faith
Submitted By: Some Person
There are additional Blind Guardian Combined Groups that haven't been done yet available.
Misheard Lyrics:
"Born In A Mourning Hall"
Misheard Lyrics: Just pay today
Pay today Original Lyrics: Just plan to die
Plan to die | "Another Holy War"
Misheard Lyrics: Why am I bald?
Do I have to rise again? Another crucifixion for another Obi-Wan Original Lyrics: Why am I born?
Will I fail to rise again? Another crucifixion for another holy war |
"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: Fried rice
Blinded for fear of light Original Lyrics: Bright eyes
Blinded by fear of life | "Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: Food, just a lot of
Original Lyrics: Fool just another
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| There are additional misheard lyrics available. | |
Misheard Lyrics Stories:
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"Bright Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics: Fried rice
Blinded for fear of light Original Lyrics: Bright eyes
Blinded by fear of life |
Story about this misheard lyric by: SithCats I was probably influenced by already hearing "just a lot of food" repeated at the start of the song (I submitted that one as well). |
| There are additional misheard stories available. | |
Song Title Anagrams:
"Told Of Herrings" originally "Lord Of The Rings"
Submitted by: Unknown Submitter
Song Title Acrostics:
ITS: "Into The Storm"
Submitted by: Candy Welty
Song Title Spoonerisms:
"Roared Lovey Things" originally "Lord Of The Rings"
Submitted by: Toni Minot
"Roared Of Lee Things" originally "Lord Of The Rings"
Submitted by: Toni Minot
