Fun Music Information -> Bobby Valentino

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Robert Wilson. Submitted by: Noelle

Also known as: Bobby Wilson. Submitted by: Tanisha Wallace

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"A Horse With No Name," America	"Anonymous," Bobby Valentino
"I'm In A Hurry," Alabama	"Slow Down," Bobby Valentino
"Speed Of Sound," Coldplay	"Slow Down," Bobby Valentino
"Give Me Your Heart," Bobby Valentino	"You Don't Need A Heart," Teddy Randazzo

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Slow Don" originally "Slow Down"

Naomi Swanson

"Low Down" originally "Slow Down"

Naomi Swanson

Change a Letter:

"Slow Dawn" originally "Slow Down"

Naomi Swanson

"Snow Down" originally "Slow Down"

Naomi Swanson

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Beep"	"Geek"	Mr. Washable

Misheard Lyrics:

"Slow Down" Misheard Lyrics: I saw you walking down the road Melrose Looking like an angel straight out of Elephant Girl. Original Lyrics: I saw you walking down on Melrose Looking like an angel straight out of heaven, girl.	"Slow Down" Misheard Lyrics: But don't turn around 'Cause that playground thing looks good to me. Original Lyrics: But don't turn around 'Cause that pretty, round thing looks good to me.
"Slow Down" Misheard Lyrics: And bless me with your nudity, you cootie. Original Lyrics: And bless me with your beauty, cutie.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Slow Down"

Misheard Lyrics:

I saw you walking down the road Melrose
Looking like an angel straight out of Elephant Girl.

Original Lyrics:

I saw you walking down on Melrose
Looking like an angel straight out of heaven, girl.

Story about this misheard lyric by: Devil Jones

What a great chat up line - basically saying someone looks like an elephant-woman hybrid [attractive imagery], but then sweeten the blow by claiming they're angelic. I urge every male worldwide to try that. Guaranteed you'll have one surprise or another on that magical first date.

There are additional misheard stories available.

Insulting Song Lyrics:

"Slow Down"

The Insulting Lyrics:

Slow down, I just wanna get to know you
But don't turn round 'cause that pretty round thing looks good ot me
Slow down, never seen anything so lovely
Now turn round and bless me with your beauty, cutie

Why They're Insulting:

How charming. 'Heya girl, don't turn round - let me see your arse...that's it, *now* you can turn and face me!' If that's meant to be flattering I hate to think what he's like at his most scathing.

Submitted by: Monokini