Fun Music Information -> Clint Holmes

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Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
"Playground In My Mind,"	There's no playground in anyone's mind.	Penelope Beckinsale

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Where Do The Children Play?," Cat Stevens	"Playground In My Mind," Clint Holmes
"Where's The Playground, Susie?," Glen Campbell	"Playground In My Mind," Clint Holmes
"Playground In My Mind," Clint Holmes	"Kid Stuff," Barbara Fairchild
"Playground In My Mind," Clint Holmes	"Do You Want to Play?," Jewel

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Here's No Future In My Future" originally "There's No Future In My Future"

Candy Welty

Change a Letter:

"There's No Suture In My Future" originally "There's No Future In My Future"

Candy Welty

"There's No Future In My Suture" originally "There's No Future In My Future"

Candy Welty

"Playground In My Hind" originally "Playground In My Mind"

A far worse place to let the children play.

Marcia Todd

"Playground In My Mine" originally "Playground In My Mind"

After plans for a surface playground got the shaft

Marcia Todd

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"Something's Special (MAO 1991 Opening Number)"	"Something's Special (The NFL Live on NBC Theme)"	Jay Jianoran
"Playground in My Mind"	"Playground In His Mind"	Terrance Tucker
"Playground In My Mind"	"Playground In My Yard"	Johnny Pyro

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Playground In My Mind	Michael Jackson's answering service	Glenn

Misheard Lyrics:

"Playground in My Mind" Misheard Lyrics: My name is my girl Original Lyrics: My name is Michael	"Playground in My Mind" Misheard Lyrics: And the children weigh Original Lyrics: And the children play
"Playground in My Mind" Misheard Lyrics: My name is Michael. I've got a mink coat. Original Lyrics: My name is Michael. I've got a nickel.	"Playground In My Mind" Misheard Lyrics: My name is Michael I've got a nipple Original Lyrics: My name is Michael I've got a nickel

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"Playground In My Mind"

The Nonsensical Lyrics:

My girl is Cindy. When we get married,
We're gonna have a baby or two.
We're gonna let them visit their grandma,
That's what we're gonna do.

Why They're Nonsensical:

I'm not sure how this is supposed to work. Are they one fine day going to say to their baby or two, "Okay now -- any time you want to, you can go crawling off in your diapers and find your way to Grandma's house."? Hopefully not! When babies actually visit their grandmas, they are taken there at times not of their own choosing. There is no "letting" them do it involved.

P.S. I almost didn't want to post this, after finding that this song is sometimes utterly trashed online. I actually find it to be a generally delightful feel-good song, albeit with the nonsense in these particular lyrics!

Submitted by: Karen Smith