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Fun Music Information -> Lorrie Morgan

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Music Performer Pseudonyms:

Also known as: Loretta Lynn Morgan. Submitted by: Country

New Song Names:

Original Song Name	New Song Name	Submitter Name
"Til A Steer Becomes A Rose"	"Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"	Renee Keener

Literally Impossible Song Titles:

Song/Performer	Comment	Submitter Name
""Til A Tear Becomes A Rose,"	Not a possible transformation.	Tiffany Furlong

Use a Song Title to Answer a Different Song:

Song & Band Name	Song & Band Name
"Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?," Rod Stewart	"What Part Of No Don't You Understand?," Lorrie Morgan
"Touch Me," The Doors	"Don't Touch Me," Lorrie Morgan
"Can I Touch You?," 112	"Don't Touch Me," Lorrie Morgan
"Take A Letter Maria," R.B. Greaves	"Dear Me," Lorrie Morgan
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available.

Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"My Night To Owl" originally "My Night To Howl"

Yvette Bristle

"'Til A Tear Becomes A Roe" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Roe, as in fish egg

Alison Runyon

"'Til A Tar Becomes A Rose" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Alison Runyon

"'Til A Tea Becomes A Rose" originally "'Til A Tear Becomes A Rose"

Alison Runyon

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"May Night To Howl" originally "My Night To Howl"

Yvette Bristle

"My Knight To Howl" originally "My Night To Howl"

Yvette Bristle

Change a Letter:

"Up On Santa Claus Fountain" originally "Up On Santa Claus Mountain"

Jessica Childress

"My Right To Howl" originally "My Night To Howl"

Yvette Bristle

"My Might To Howl" originally "My Night To Howl"

Yvette Bristle

"My Night To Bowl" originally "My Night To Howl"

Yvette Bristle

"My Light To Howl" originally "My Night To Howl"

Yvette Bristle

There are additional song titles with a letter changed available.

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name	Parody Song Name	Parody Author
"O Holy Night"	"Unholy Fight"	Old Man Ribber
"Something In Red"	"Something In Orange"	Old Man Ribber
"Except for Monday"	"My Day Off"	Heidis & Katis

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name	Product	Submittor
Gonna Leave the Light On	Motel 6	JohnFedorchak

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name	Company/Organization	Submittor
Tears On My Pillow	My Pillow.com	JohnFedorchak
We Both Walk	Paralympics	JohnFedorchak

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name	Second Band/Song Name	New Song Name	Submittor
Go Tell It On The Mountain Traditional	Up On Santa Claus Mountain Lorrie Morgan	Go Tell It Up On Santa Claus Mountain Uniting the different facets of Christmas!	Roxanne Ivey
My Baby Thinks He's A Train Rosanne Cash	Trainwreck Of Emotion Lorrie Morgan	My Baby Thinks He's A Trainwreck Of Emotion The guy needs serious counseling...	Ed
Long Black Train Josh Turner	Trainwreck Of Emotion Lorrie Morgan	Long Black Trainwreck Of Emotion	Ed
Five Minutes Lorrie Morgan	One More Minute Weird Al Yankovic	Six Minutes	Bob
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available.

Misheard Lyrics:

"Watch Me" Misheard Lyrics: But this time, baby, I'm good as gold. Original Lyrics: But this time, baby, I'm good as gone.	"Heart Over Mind" Misheard Lyrics: Well, he walked into my life, what a sad affair Original Lyrics: Well, he walked into my life full of savoir faire
"My Night to Howl" Misheard Lyrics: It's my night for ours Original Lyrics: It's my night to howl	"Heart Over Mind" Misheard Lyrics: He doesn't to me every time Original Lyrics: He does it to me every time
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Something in Red"

Misheard Lyrics:

I'm looking for something in bed

Original Lyrics:

I'm looking for something in red

Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke

When I remember hearing "The Lady in Red" by Chris de Burgh, I thought he said "bed" instead of "red", so apparently it worked here as well.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"Back In Your Arms Again"

The Funny Lyrics:

You used to do me so good
do me so right

Why They're Funny:

She wants him back for the sex, right? (Editor's note: Please do not use the angle-bracket symbols around the lines {like this}{that's incorrect} because the expressions within will be treated as HTML tags and hence not show up (properly).

Submitted by: Hekifier

Insincere Song Lyrics:

"Five Minutes"

The Insincere Lyrics:

You've still got five minutes to figure it out

Why They're Insincere:

This is the final line of the song. She told the guy he had five minutes (before the taxi she plans to leave him in shows up) to figure out how to patch up the relationship at the throughout the rest of the song. By the time she sings this line, three and a half of those five minutes have already elaspsed.

Submitted by: betty kaye

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Up On Santa Claus Mountain"

The Inappropriate Lyrics:

Up on Santa Claus mountain it's Christmas all the time.
Toys and dolls and Christmas trees and everything in rhyme.

Why They're Inappropriate:

This song talks about "Santa Claus Mountain", implying that that is where Santa Claus lives. Later the lyrics imply that his toy shop is on said mountain. But essentially all other versions of the Santa Claus story put his abode at the North Pole. And there definitely are no mountains there -- just a vast frozen expanse of the Arctic Ocean!

Submitted by: Roxanne Ivey