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Misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Diana Ross that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

There are 110 misheard song lyrics for Diana Ross on amIright currently.

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"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no mouthguard high enough
Ain't no bandid low enough
Ain't no ribbon wide enough
To get me from Hugh
Original Lyrics:
Ain't no mountain high enough
Ain't no valley low enough
Ain't no river wide enough
To keep me from you
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I may not be able to express the death of the love I feel for you.
Original Lyrics:
I may not be able to express the depth of the love I feel for you.
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be your lonely double.
Original Lyrics:
I'll be there on the double.
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If you need me, put your c**k on me
Original Lyrics:
If you need me, call me
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Just a member
Original Lyrics:
Just remember
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing can beat me
Original Lyrics:
Nothing can keep me
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Nothing can keep me
Keep me from Hugh
Original Lyrics:
Nothing can keep me
Keep me from you
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
One of these old age
Original Lyrics:
One of these old days
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
When he was awake
Original Lyrics:
When he was away
"Ain’t No Mountain High Enough" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Not from the Bee Gees
Original Lyrics:
Nothing can keep me
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Our arms will cover, our necks will smother
Original Lyrics:
My arms will cover, my lips will smother you
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell Eddie Waring there ain't no salvation
Original Lyrics:
To anywhere and there ain't no salvation
Eddie Waring was a popular uk television sports commentator from the 1960's-1980's. He was particularly well-known for his broad Yorkshire accent, which was often impersonated by comedians.
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell Eddie Waring there's a lost Dalmatian.
Original Lyrics:
To anywhere and there ain't no salvation.
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You got me only after midnight action
Original Lyrics:
You give me all the after-midnight action
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta muddle when you're lost in action
Original Lyrics:
You get a medal when you're lost in action
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You let me home you on the Perspex motion
Original Lyrics:
You let me hold you for the first explosion
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me tremble when your hand's on the door.
Original Lyrics:
You make me tremble when your hand moves lower.
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You set your mind on stealing my heart away
...
You give me only after-midnight action
...
I'm only turning for the inspiration
To anywhere and there ain't - Look, Salvation!
...
You make me tremble when your hand goes lower
You taste a little then you swallow the store
Nature has a way of giving treasure
Pleasure me for you, oh
...
My arms will come and my lips will smile
And you - no more left to say
Original Lyrics:
You set your mark on stealing my heart away
...
You give me all the after-midnight action
...
I'm on a journey for the inspiration
To anywhere and there ain't no salvation
...
You make me tremble when your hand moves lower
You taste a little then you swallow slower
Nature has a way of yielding treasure
Pleasure made for you, oh
...
My arms will cover, my lips will smother you
With no more left to say
Dirty, dirty song! (how did it get past the censors? - from the album 'Eaten Alive' - phew!). Much prefer my lyrics.
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You taste a little when you smile slower
Original Lyrics:
You taste a little then you swallow slower
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You took a mystery and made me want it,
You shagged a camel then you put me on it
Original Lyrics:
You took a mystery and made me want it,
You got a pedestal and put me on it
"Chain Reaction" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
let me hold you for the birds' explosion
Original Lyrics:
You let me hold you for the first explosion
"Gettin' Ready for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' along on a breeze
Original Lyrics:
Sailin' along on a breeze
"Gettin' Ready for Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Singin' along on a breeze
Original Lyrics:
Sailin' along on a breeze
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
And I just feel so good.
Original Lyrics:
And I just feel so glad.
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I want the one to know
Got to let it snow
Original Lyrics:
I want the world to know
Got to let it show
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm calling mom
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming out
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming up!
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming out!
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming...Ouch!!!!
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming...out!!!!
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm coming...Ow!!!!
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming...out!!!!
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm going...OW!
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming...OUT!
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm turning up
Original Lyrics:
I'm coming out
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a movie coming out
Original Lyrics:
There's a new me coming out
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Narcotics, wow
Original Lyrics:
I'M! COMING! OUT!
The real lyric I thought was about illegal drugs!
"I'm Coming Out" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a movie coming out.
Original Lyrics:
There's a new me coming out.
"I'm Still Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm still vaping
Original Lyrics:
And I'm still waiting
"I'm Still Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put him off with lies
He could see I had no a**.
Original Lyrics:
I put him off with lies
He could see I had no eyes.
"I'm Still Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was five and you were tenfold
Original Lyrics:
I was five and you were ten, boy
"I'm Still Waiting"
Misheard Lyrics:
You said your folks were BAME
And made me cry again
Original Lyrics:
You gave your folks the blame
And made me cry again
"It's My Turn" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Go on to Santa Fe
or
Go on to San Jose
Original Lyrics:
Go on and sentence me
"Let It Snow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let us know, let us know, let us know.
Original Lyrics:
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow.
"Love Hangover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna get odors
Original Lyrics:
I don't wanna get over
"Love Hangover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t want a Jew for this
Original Lyrics:
I don’t want a cure for this
"Love Hangover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a squeamish hangover
Original Lyrics:
I got the sweetest hangover
I guess squeamish made sense when it came to hangovers
"Love Hangover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I got the shittiest hangover
Original Lyrics:
I got the sweetest hangover
"Love Hangover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I gotta speed this hangover
Original Lyrics:
I got the sweetest hangover
"Love Hangover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a Swedish hangover.
Original Lyrics:
I've got the sweetest hangover.
"Love Hangover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a rambling
I will vomit
I'll vomit
Original Lyrics:
If there's a remedy
I'll run from it
From it
"Love Hangover" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If there's a reminisce
I don't want it, I done bought it
Original Lyrics:
If there's a remedy
I don't want it, I don't want it
"Love's Unkind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Flies undone
Original Lyrics:
Love's unkind.
"Mirror, Mirror"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into a pay-per-view movie
Original Lyrics:
Into a paperback novel
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm missing you,
Tell my why the toast burns?
Original Lyrics:
I'm missing you,
Tell my why the road turns?
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Oooooh, I'm missing you
Tell me why the road's there.
Original Lyrics:
Oooooh, I'm missing you
Tell me why the road turns.
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Since you've been awake
Original Lyrics:
Since you've been away
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why the road hurts.
Original Lyrics:
Tell me where the road turned.
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why the world turns
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why the road turns
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me why they're okay
Original Lyrics:
Tell me where the road turned
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell my why the world turns
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why the road turns
"Missing You" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You had so much hope for a private day
Original Lyrics:
You had so much hope for a brighter day
"Muscles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want mussels
Original Lyrics:
I want muscles
"Muscles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want myself.
Original Lyrics:
I want muscles.
"Muscles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want pretzels
All over his body.
Original Lyrics:
I want muscles
All over his body.
"Muscles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Muscle man, I want to love you
Innocent oil on your body
Come with me, eye in the casket
Let this be, we've got the Stingray.
Original Lyrics:
Muscle man, I want to love you
In the sun, oil on your body
Come with me, high in the cascades
Let this be, we've got this thing made.
"Muscles"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stealin' ain't enough for me
Original Lyrics:
Still it ain't enough for me
"My Old Piano" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Love is cool, my old piano
I have a bath with my old piano.
Original Lyrics:
Love is called my old piano
I have a ball with my old piano.
"My Simple Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bicycle hut
Original Lyrics:
My simple heart
"No One Gets the Prize"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one gets surprised
Original Lyrics:
No one gets the prize
"Remember Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I won't forget it, I have no egrets
Original Lyrics:
I won't forget it, I have no regrets
"So Close"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna stampede
Original Lyrics:
I wanna stay here
"Swept Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and I are in Ireland
Original Lyrics:
You and I are on an island
"The Boss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Dime in my pockets for fools falling in love
Original Lyrics:
Guide in my pocket for fools folly and fun
"The Boss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Foreigner fun
Original Lyrics:
Folly and fun
"The Boss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was social, social
Original Lyrics:
I was so sure, so sure
"The Boss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I was tortured, tortured
Original Lyrics:
I was so sure, so sure
"The Boss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm social! Social!
Original Lyrics:
I was so sure, so sure
"The Boss" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Thought I could turn the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Thought I could turn emotion
"Theme from Mahogany" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you like to sing?
Original Lyrics:
Do you like the things?
"Touch Me In The Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Till you go I need to lie here and take a bite.
Original Lyrics:
Till you go I need to lie here and think about.
"Touch Me in the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
But we have yesterday
Original Lyrics:
But we had yesterday
"Touch Me in the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't we run nowhere?
Original Lyrics:
Didn't we run away?
"Touch Me in the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn’t we take the jungle?
It’s a place that no one’s ever been
Original Lyrics:
Didn’t we take each other
To a place that no one’s ever been?
"Touch Me in the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Empty light before
Original Lyrics:
Empty like before
"Touch Me in the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
If I've got to be stuck
Original Lyrics:
If I've got to be strong
"Touch Me in the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Let me watch you go with the song in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Let me watch you go with the sun in my eyes
"Touch Me in the Morning" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I can say goodbye in the cold warming light
Original Lyrics:
Well, I can say goodbye in the cold morning light
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
As long as the song continues to shop
Original Lyrics:
As long as the sun continues to shine
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Boy you turkey's inside out and browning out
Original Lyrics:
Boy you turn me inside out and round and round
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I cherish the morning with you
Original Lyrics:
I cherish the moment with you
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you got your animal appeal
...
I'm crazy to think you all mine
...
That's the borderline
Original Lyrics:
I know you got charm and appeal
...
I'm crazy to think you are mine
...
That's the bottom line
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you've got your Emma Peel.
Original Lyrics:
I know you got charm and appeal.
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you've got your man appeal.
Original Lyrics:
I know you've got charm and appeal.
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I know you've got your man appeal
You always play a feel.
Original Lyrics:
I know you got charm and appeal
You always play the field.
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I said upside down
You're turning me
You give me love then stick to me
Original Lyrics:
I said upside down
You're turning me
You're giving love instinctively
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Inside out and loud and loud
Original Lyrics:
Inside out and round and round
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Instant brass and brown and brown
Original Lyrics:
Inside out and round and round
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Round and round to eternity
Original Lyrics:
Round and round you're turning me
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You give me love distinctively
Original Lyrics:
You're giving love instinctively
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving love distinctively
Original Lyrics:
You're giving love instinctively
"Upside Down" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
You're giving love distinctively
Original Lyrics:
You're giving love instinctively
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
All the impossible I won't do
Original Lyrics:
All the impossible I wanna do
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everything's easy now, I have new hair.
Original Lyrics:
Everything's easy now, I have you here.
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime you touch me I become an eagle
Original Lyrics:
Everytime you touch me I become a hero
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Everytime you touch me I become evil
Original Lyrics:
Everytime you touch me I become a hero
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna make you see just what I want
Original Lyrics:
I wanna make you see just what I was
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm hiding like a spider in the dark
Original Lyrics:
I'm shining like a candle in the dark
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm shining like a candle in the dog
or
I'm shining like a candle and a dog
Original Lyrics:
I'm shining like a candle in the dark
"Why Do Fools Fall in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me rhymes
or
Tell me lies
Original Lyrics:
Tell me why
"Why Do Fools Fall in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me rhymes
or
Tell me lies
Original Lyrics:
Tell my why
"Why Do Fools Fall in Love" (MP3)
Misheard Lyrics:
Why does Lorraine fall from above?
Original Lyrics:
Why does the rain fall from above?

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