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Diana Ross & The Supremes/ ( Kenneth Gamble / Jerr, Diana Ross & the Supremes, Diana Ross & The Supremes, Diana Ross and the Supremes, Diana Ross and The SupremesHair has always been important. I don't know what I feel about wearing my furs anymore. I worked so hard to have a fur coat, and I don't want to wear it anymore because I'm so wrapped up in the animals. I have real deep thoughts about it because I care about the world and nature. -Diana Ross Submitted by: LucidLupin
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The other day Diana Ross was in a seafood restaurant and was served oysters. She looked a little disappointed, so she complained to the waiter. 'But waiter,' she said, 'I want mussels!' Submitted by: Mr. Yeetman
| I phoned up Pizza Hut for a crusty supreme and they sent round Diana Ross! Submitted by: Jonnerrs
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Also known as: Diane Earle. Submitted by: Bobo
Notable Acting Credits | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Lady Sings the Blues, Mahogany, The Wiz " | The only thing that critics had about The Wiz was that Diana Ross was too old for the role of Dorthy. - Paul Warren |
Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Love Hangover" | These two words are not sung consecutively, believe it or not. - Aretha Franklin Ajaye |
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
"Measles" | "Muscles" | Evil Olive |
"Mussels" | "Muscles" | Regina Haniger |
"Beer Guts" | "Muscles" | Opie M. |
"Bastard" | "Love Child" | Paul Warren |
"Metamucil" | "Muscles" | oldsoul |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Love Hangover," | You cannot get a hangover through love. | Reggie Pillbox |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"Part Of Me," Katy Perry | "Muscles," Diana Ross | |
"Maneater," Hall & Oates | "Eaten Alive," Diana Ross | |
"Mama Said Knock You Out," LL Cool J | "It's My Turn," Diana Ross | |
"My Girl Lollipop," Bad Manners | "I Ain't Been Licked," Diana Ross | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"If We Hold On Together" | "If We Hold On Together (Dark Version)" | Gawaine Volkhov |
"I'm Coming Out" | "Lori's Coming to Get Ya" | LoriLoud33 |
"Upside Down" | "Chug It Down" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"I'm Coming Out" | "I'm Gumming Trout" | Matthias |
"I'm Coming Out" | "I'm Drummin' Loud" | the_conqueror_of_parodies |
"I'm Still Waiting" | "I'm Still Waiting" | Levvo |
"Theme from Mohagony" | "Theme for LeBron James" | Paul Warren |
"I'm Coming Out" | "I'm Throwing Up" | Tony Wiseguy |
"When You Tell Me That You Love Me" | "Looting Shops In Hackney" | jj lucia-wright |
"The Best Years Of My Life" | "The Worst Years With My Wife" | Linnea Ammon |
There are additional song parodies available. |
Song Name | Product | Submittor |
I'm Coming Out | GLAAD/LBGTQ organization | Diddims |
Muscles | Gym/Health club | Ed |
I'm Coming Out | PFLAG (Parents and Friends of Lesbians and Gays) | Ezra |
I'm Coming Out | Winona Women's Clinic | soul ii |
Song Name | Company/Organization | Submittor |
Touch Me in the Morning | Sex Abuse Hotline | Ompelle |
I'm Still Waiting | Anyone That Puts You Hold | DebbieW |
If We Hold On Together (from 'The Land Before Time') | Community Service | WhizkidF |
Chain Reaction | Bomb Diffusers | Marv |
Two Lovers | Mormon Church | XRaySpecks |
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First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
Made You Look Meghan Trainor | Upside Down Diana Ross | Made You Look Upside Down Don't get dizzy! | Rachel |
You Make Me Sick Pink | When You Tell Me That You Love Me Diana Ross | You Make Me Sick When You Tell Me That You Love Me So just don't say it! | Jacynthia Maries |
He Won't Go Adele | Upside Down Diana Ross | He Won't Go Upside Down He doesn't like looping roller coasters. | Serafina |
Don't Bring Me Down Electric Light Orchestra | Upside Down Diana Ross | Don't Bring Me Upside Down | Serafina |
There are additional duets that haven't been done yet available. |
"Not Over You Yet"
Misheard Lyrics: The way you made me flush
Original Lyrics: The way you made me blush
| "I'm Gone"
Misheard Lyrics: With every single kid
Original Lyrics: With every single kiss
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"The Best Years of My Life"
Misheard Lyrics: Love get her
Original Lyrics: Love can hurt
| "Work That Body"
Misheard Lyrics: We ate late night
Original Lyrics: We ate last night
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"I'm Coming Out"
Misheard Lyrics: I've fallen...OW!
Original Lyrics: I'm coming...OUT!
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Story about this misheard lyric by: Cody Finke At the end of that song she said it with such authority and yelling out the word "out", I thought she was hurt! |
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"Muscles"
The Repetitive Lyrics: Muscles, muscles, muscles
Why They're Repetitive: Yet another example of brawn over brains.
Submitted by: Shesoul
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"It's My Turn"
The Nonsensical Lyrics: No one's gonna say, "At least I didn't try."
Why They're Nonsensical: Why would anybody say that?? You would either say "At least I tried" or "I didn't try."
Submitted by: Michael S.
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"Upside Down"
The Misrhymed Lyrics: Respectfully I say to thee
Why They're Misrhymed: Well, it's almost a rhyme, but the writer had to dip into Elizabethan English to accomplish it! Since the rest of the song uses the modern 'you' consistently, the archaic 'thee' seems grossly out-of-place here, and makes the line very jarring to the ears.
Submitted by: mysticrose
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"Upside Down"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Respectfully I say to thee
I'm aware that you're cheatin Why They're Inappropriate: The now mostly archaic English pronoun 'thee' was used to address persons with whom one was on a different level of intimacy than those addressed as 'you'. So addressing the same person as both 'thee' and 'you' in a single sentence (hence with no chance that the relationship changed over time in between the uses of the two pronouns) was never proper.
Submitted by: Valerie Cameron
| "Upside Down"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: Respectfully I say to thee I'm aware that you're cheating
Why They're Inappropriate: why the hell would you be respectful to someone who is obviously not being respectful to you. Where is your backbone girl, dump his ass!
Submitted by: little jen
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"It's My Turn"
The Song Lyrics: So I'll let it rain
'Cause the rain ain't gonna hurt me Song They Mention: Let It Rain - Eric Clapton
Submitted by: Papa John Polo
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"I'm Coming Out"
Opening Lines: I'm coming out (repeated several times)
Comments: Submitted by: Jefferson Highway
| "Good Morning Heartache"
Opening Lines: Good morning heartache, you old gloomy sight
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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"Love Hangover"
The Lyrics: I don't need no cure
I don't need no cure Why: Double negative. "Don't" and "no" cancel each other out so Diana is saying she DOES need a cure.
Submitted by: Glenn
| "heme from Mahogany (Do You Know Where You're Going"
The Lyrics: Do you know where you're going to?
Do you like the things that life has shown you? Why: OK, either leave that dangling preposition "to" off the first line or change it to something like this: "Do you know where you're going, Stu?" (or Lou or Sue) Then again, the whole thing is stupid because the next line is pronounced like this: "Do you like the things that life has show-en you?" What the heck is that? It was a dumb movie anyway.
Submitted by: MDSmiff
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"Love Is Here And Now You're Gone."
The Lyrics: Love is here and Oh my darling, now you're gone.
Why: For a song that was in 1967, the Summer of Love, seems that this person knows that love is all around, but he isn't!
Submitted by: Paul Warren
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