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This section is for misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens). Misheard lyrics occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.

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Cast of 'Bjorn Again Live''s, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.

The Story....

My sister and I took our mother for her birthday to see "Bjorn Again" last month. She had always loved ABBA and was the music that made her the happiest. So we had a great time singing and dancing during the show. But when we heard our mom sing 'tangerine' in the lyric, I just couldn't believe it. But the lyrics didn't matter as much as the feeling and the music, proven after seeing my mother smiling so big while she's singing about a fruit making a beat. Probably my biggest laugh all year.

Story about this misheard lyric by: mattLA

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1960s
Dave Davies', "Death of a Clown"
Misheard Lyrics:
My makeup is dry and there's cracks on my chin
Original Lyrics:
My makeup is dry and it cracks on my chin
Joe Cocker's, "With a Little Help From My Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thousands of help from my friends
Original Lyrics:
Get by with a little help from my friends
Oliver's, "Good Morning Starshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
The nurse says, "Hello"
Original Lyrics:
The Earth says, "Hello"
Shocking Blue's, "Venus"
Misheard Lyrics:
A godness on a mountain top
Original Lyrics:
A goddess on the mountain top
Stevie Wonder's, "My Cherie Amour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distant as the nifty way
Original Lyrics:
Distant as the Milky Way
 
1970s
Dave Edmunds', "Queen of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waitin' for another lifetime
Thinkin' 'bout a life of pride
or
Thinkin' 'bout a life of prime
Original Lyrics:
Layin' out another lie
Thinkin' 'bout a life of crime
Diana Ross', "Remember Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're gonna fake it
Original Lyrics:
You're gonna take it
Diana Ross', "Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
You've declined me
Original Lyrics:
You've deprived me
Freda Payne's, "Band of Gold"
Misheard Lyrics:
All that's left is a ferry boat
Original Lyrics:
All that's left is a band of gold
Genesis', "Seven Stones"
Misheard Lyrics:
Steppin' stones
Original Lyrics:
Seven stones
Michael Jackson's, "Off The Wall"
Misheard Lyrics:
(I'm) Gonna leave another five upon the shelf
Original Lyrics:
Gotta leave that nine to five upon the shelf
Rod Stewart's, "Tonight's the Night (Gonna Be Alright)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tonight's denied
Original Lyrics:
Tonight's the night
Stampeders', "Sweet City Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sweet, Sicily Woman
Original Lyrics:
Sweet, sweet city woman
Stevie Wonder's, "Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Signed, sealed, delivered, adios
Original Lyrics:
Signed, sealed, delivered, I'm yours
Village People's, "Y.M.C.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
They have everything that you’re meant to enjoy.
Original Lyrics:
They have everything for young men to enjoy.
 
1980s
Genesis', "Keep It Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just to see their Keds
Original Lyrics:
Just to see the kids
Genesis', "Turn It On Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I need is a peep show
Original Lyrics:
All I need is a TV show
John Mellencamp's, "Cherry Bomb"
Misheard Lyrics:
And Google was Google
Original Lyrics:
And groovin' was groovin'
Queen's, "Another One Bites The Dust"
Misheard Lyrics:
My chewing gum is ready to go
Original Lyrics:
Machine guns ready to go
REO Speedwagon's, "Take It on the Run"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know the neighborhood would try to cheat you when the story is good
Original Lyrics:
But I know the neighborhood
And talk is cheap when the story is good
Spagna's, "Call Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pomniii! Pomni!
Original Lyrics:
Call on meee! Call on me!
The Go Gos', "Our Lips Are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pilots are seals
Original Lyrics:
Our lips are sealed.
 
1990s
Commercial's, "Frosted Flakes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Frosted Flakes are warm and good
Original Lyrics:
Frosted Flakes are more than good
Coolio's, "C U When U Get There"
Misheard Lyrics:
But your mind isn't there
or
But you're mine and you're there
Original Lyrics:
But your mind ain't prepared
Diana Ross', "If We Hold On Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we hola together
Original Lyrics:
If we hold on together
Diana Ross', "When You Tell Me That You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the opossum
Original Lyrics:
And the impossible
Iron Maiden's, "Virus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fortune teller / you know who you are.
Original Lyrics:
The rats in the cellar / you know who you are.
Robbie Williams', "Lazy Days"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now you can be sore
Original Lyrics:
Now you can be sure
Robbie Williams', "South of the Border"
Misheard Lyrics:
When she gives you a shock
Original Lyrics:
When she gives you a shout
Sophie B. Hawkins', "Damn I Wish I Was Your Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Make sure you are smiling and more
I am everything, can I not be your mother?
Original Lyrics:
Make sure you are smiling and warm
I am everything, tonight I'll be your mother
U2's, "If God Will Send His Angels"
Misheard Lyrics:
No one here to play
Original Lyrics:
No one here to blame
U2's, "Sweetest Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cadillac
Original Lyrics:
Kind of love
 
2000s
Black Eyed Peas', "Dum Diddly"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know the music make me jump on frogs.
Original Lyrics:
You know the music make me jump and prance.
Celine Dion's, "I Drove All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trouble man
Original Lyrics:
I drove all night
LazyTown's, "You Are a Pirate!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Arr - yarr - ahoy and avast, Dickety Trickery Dickety Fast!
Original Lyrics:
Arr - yarr - ahoy and avast, Dig in the dirt and you dig in it fast!
Nickelback's, "Far Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
You don't...
Original Lyrics:
You know...
Robbie Williams', "Lovelight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Didn't again
Original Lyrics:
Did it again
Robbie Williams', "Rock DJ"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wave your hands if you're going out with a man
(Later)
But if it's Saturday, it's alright
Original Lyrics:
Wave your hands if you're not with a man
(Later)
But if you're selling it, it's alright
Robbie Williams', "Sin Sin Sin"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I feel ashamed
Original Lyrics:
And I feel the same
Robbie Williams', "Supreme"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you getting on a bitch?
Original Lyrics:
Are you getting on a bit?
Misheard Lyrics:
Big pumpkin on the corner
Original Lyrics:
Pickpocketing on the corner
Slipknot's, "Psychosocial"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aunt Lorraine will kill us all
Original Lyrics:
And the rain will kill us all
 
2010s
Echosmith 's, "Cool Kids "
Misheard Lyrics:
I wish that I could be like Calvin Coolidge.
Original Lyrics:
I wish that I could be like The Cool Kids.
 
country
Dolly Parton's, "I Will Always Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Each step of the parade
Original Lyrics:
Each step of the way
Mary Chapin Carpenter's, "Passionate Kisses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Madgery kisses
Original Lyrics:
Passionate kisses
Sam Hunt's, "Country House"
Misheard Lyrics:
Swingin' in an old pair of jeans
Original Lyrics:
Swim in an old pair of jeans
 
xmas
Carpenters', "Merry Christmas Darling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Merry Christmas, Dolly
Original Lyrics:
Merry Christmas darling
John Lennon and Yoko Ono's, "Happy Xmas (War Is Over)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're old and we're young
Original Lyrics:
The old and the young
Michael Buble's, "It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
On your old front door
Original Lyrics:
On your own front door
The Ronettes', "Sleigh Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll struggle on together
Original Lyrics:
We'll snuggle up together
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