Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Misheard Lyrics

This section is for misheard song lyrics (also called mondegreens). Misheard lyrics occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody.

You can search the past entries or browse the archive by artist or by song, or individual genres like Country, Christian music, and Christmas music. We also have misheard lyrics with a story attached to them, misheard lyrics in movies, and a misheard lyrics FAQ. If you have a misheard lyric of your own, please submit it!

amIright Events -> Latest Entries

Aug 28
Amiright

ZZ Summer 2023 - Easy Song To Parody. Posting this as news to brush the spiderwebs off this particular section of Amiright. :-) (Comments & Parodies)

Top Submittors | Suggest an amIright event

Misheard Lyrics Stories -> Latest Entry

Cast of 'Bjorn Again Live''s, "Dancing Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tangerine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.
Original Lyrics:
Dancing queen
Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah
You can dance
You can jive
Having the time of your life.

The Story....

My sister and I took our mother for her birthday to see "Bjorn Again" last month. She had always loved ABBA and was the music that made her the happiest. So we had a great time singing and dancing during the show. But when we heard our mom sing 'tangerine' in the lyric, I just couldn't believe it. But the lyrics didn't matter as much as the feeling and the music, proven after seeing my mother smiling so big while she's singing about a fruit making a beat. Probably my biggest laugh all year.

Story about this misheard lyric by: mattLA

There are more stories are available

Misheard Lyrics -> Latest Entries

 
1950s
Frank Sinatra's, "I Get a Kick Out of You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm sorry it's much too sad to be told
or
I'm sorry it's much too sad to be sold
But practically everything easy totally go
(later)
Some they may go for cookies
or
Some they may go for hot cocoa
I'm sure that if I took even one snip
Original Lyrics:
My story is much too sad to be told
But practically everything leaves me totally cold
(later)
Some they may go for a cocaine
I'm sure that if I even took one sniff
 
1970s
Bread's, "Aubrey"
Misheard Lyrics:
An Aussie was her name
Original Lyrics:
And Aubrey was her name
Eric Carmen's, "She Did It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chicken
Original Lyrics:
She did it
George Benson's, "On Broadway "
Misheard Lyrics:
But they'd be drunk, I know they are
Original Lyrics:
But they'd be wrong, I know they are
Raspberries', "I Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
If we were Rover
Original Lyrics:
If we were older
Raspberries', "Let's Pretend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Somehow, Sunday
Original Lyrics:
Somehow, someday
Raspberries', "Overnight Sensation (Hit Record)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well I know it's South Jersey
Original Lyrics:
Well I know it sounds funny
Steely Dan's, "Reelin' In The Years"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the yeast?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the cheese?
Have you had enough of mine?
Original Lyrics:
Are you reelin' in the years?
Stowin' away the time?
Are you gatherin' up the tears?
Have you had enough of mine?
The Beatles', "Let It Be"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let her be
Original Lyrics:
Let it be
 
1980s
All About Eve's, "Martha's Harbour"
Misheard Lyrics:
I felt safe and sad
But heeded the danger
Original Lyrics:
I felt safe and sound
But needed the danger
Culture Club's, "Time (Clock of the Heart)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Time is like a bug in my heart.
Original Lyrics:
Time is like a clock in my heart.
Madonna's, "Cherish"
Misheard Lyrics:
Challenge
Original Lyrics:
Cherish
Madonna's, "Express Yourself"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't go for sentences, baby
Original Lyrics:
Don't go for second best, baby
Midnight Oil's, "Beds are Burning"
Misheard Lyrics:
The time has gone, the safest bet
Original Lyrics:
The time has come to say fair's fair
Split Enz's, "I Walk Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
No room to forget
Original Lyrics:
No room for regret
Split Enz's, "Strait Old Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look into debt
Original Lyrics:
Don't look to the left
The Who's, "You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're better, you're better in bed
Original Lyrics:
You better, you better you bet
The Who's, "You Better You Bet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're better, you're better in debt
Original Lyrics:
You better, you better you bet
Wham!'s, "Last Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well-being is here, it doesn't surprise me
Original Lyrics:
Well, it's been a year, it doesn't surprise me
 
1990s
Misheard Lyrics:
At Dollar Tree
Original Lyrics:
Like outer space
Misheard Lyrics:
But finally, it's gonna pray
Original Lyrics:
But finally, it's gonna break
Madonna's, "Ray of Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freckles anyone?
Original Lyrics:
Threatens everyone
New Radicals', "You Get What You Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mosquito
Original Lyrics:
Don't give up
New Radicals', "You Get What You Give"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll keep on rising
Original Lyrics:
We'll kick your ass in
Saigon Kick's, "Love Is on the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
The skinhead one will die tonight, baby
Original Lyrics:
Let's give it one more try tonight, baby
Smash Mouth's, "Can't Get Enough of You, Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't get enough of you, JJ
or
I can't get enough of you, BJ
Original Lyrics:
I can't get enough of you, baby
The Real McCoy's, "Another Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in love with you
'Cause you torture me like lovers do
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love with you
'Cause you talk to me like lovers do
 
2000s
Christina Aguilera's, "Fighter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thanks for meeting Fido
Original Lyrics:
Thanks for making me a fighter
Colbie Caillat's, "Realize"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take time for evil eyes
Original Lyrics:
Take time to realize
Commercial's, "Checkers/Rally's"
Misheard Lyrics:
You gotta read!
Original Lyrics:
You gotta eat!
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's scared!
Original Lyrics:
It's dare!
 
2010s
Dermot Kennedy's, "Kiss Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
So kiss me away like you did
For the final time
Original Lyrics:
So kiss me the way that you would
If we died tonight
Justin Timberlake's, "Can't Stop The Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got this feeling in my potty
Original Lyrics:
Got this feeling in my body
Sabaton's, "7734"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once we were new, yes,
But that's not the goal.
Original Lyrics:
Once we were numerous,
But that's long ago.
Sabaton's, "Dreadnought"
Misheard Lyrics:
Immortals will rise over time
Original Lyrics:
Immortalized over time.
Sabaton's, "Dreadnought"
Misheard Lyrics:
The land comes from nothing at all.
Original Lyrics:
The Dreadnoughts dread nothing at all.
Sabaton's, "Stormtroopers"
Misheard Lyrics:
Filled by the fear in the dead end of his eyes.
Original Lyrics:
They're fuelled by the fear in their enemy's/enemies' eyes.
The Script's, "Breakeven"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm falling for Recess
Original Lyrics:
I'm falling to pieces
Weezer's, "Africa"
Misheard Lyrics:
I change the lanes down in Africa
Original Lyrics:
I bless the rains down in Africa
 
country
Warren Zeiders', "The Cards I've Been Dealt"
Misheard Lyrics:
A yogurt in the night
Original Lyrics:
A joker in the night
 
misc
Meghan Trainor's, "Criminals"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well it must be medieval
or
Well it must be a beagle
or
Well it must be a libro
Original Lyrics:
Well it must be illegal
 
xmas
Angela Lansbury's, "We Need a Little Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fill up the stuffing
Original Lyrics:
Fill up the stocking
Art Mooney and His Orchestra's, "Nuttin' for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mommy and daddy are meh
Original Lyrics:
Mommy and daddy are mad
Band Aid 30's, "Do They Know It's Christmas?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are the clinging times of doom
Original Lyrics:
Are the clanging chimes of doom
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "December"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing in September
Original Lyrics:
Dancing in December
Gayla Peevey's, "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
No pee-pee, pee-pee toy
Original Lyrics:
No dinky Tinkertoy
Jonas Brothers', "Like It’s Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wanna put end to all this s***
Original Lyrics:
Don't wanna put end to all this cheer
Sia's, "Snowman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Smaller than me
Original Lyrics:
My snowman and me
The Royal Guardsmen's, "Snoopy's Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a millionaire
Original Lyrics:
And goodwill to men
Train's, "Mittens"
Misheard Lyrics:
So put on them riddles, baby
Original Lyrics:
So put on them mittens, baby
Previous Day's Entries    

Last Update

Site was last updated: December, 23 2024 2:05 AM EST