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I was once at a zoo when they had a section of mandrills. For any who don't know, mandrills are the largest members of the Old World Monkey family. Within that family they are more specifically in a Tribe with baboons, to which they bear a strong resemblance. When a zoo staff member walked by, I said to her, "Do you know if any of these animals are siblings? If so, we could be looking at the Mandrill Sisters here!" Submitted by: Richard Wetfuss
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Song Name | Comments & Submitter Name |
"Fast Lanes and Country Roads" | The lyrics include the phrases "fast lane" and "country road" in the lines "I'm ready to trade the fast lane for a country road" and "And trade this fast lane for a country road", but never the plural forms and never connected with "and". For a long time, I knew this song only as the song that goes, "This can't go on forever/I need a Sunday drive". - William Ransom |
Song/Performer | Comment | Submitter Name |
"Blanket Of Love," | Love is an emotion, not a blanket. | Yvette Bristle |
"Watching My World Walk Away," | The world doesn't walk. | Yvette Bristle |
"I'll Be Your Jukebox Tonight," | No person is a jukebox. | Yvette Bristle |
"Only A Lonely Heart Knows," | Hearts are incapable of knowing anything. | Yvette Bristle |
"Love Is Thin Ice," | Love is an emotion, not ice. | Yvette Bristle |
Song & Band Name | Song & Band Name | |
"How Long Gone," Brooks & Dunn | "Years," Barbara Mandrell | |
"How Long," Ace | "Years," Barbara Mandrell | |
"Sleeping Single In A Double Bed," Barbara Mandrell | "Alone," Heart | |
"Sleeping Single In A Double Bed," Barbara Mandrell | "Alone Again (Naturally)," Gilbert O'Sullivan | |
There are additional songs titles that answer other songs available. |
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
"I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool" | "I Was Vegan When Vegan Wasn't Kool" | Vegan Minstrel |
"I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool" | "I Was Geeky When Geeky Wasn't Cool" | Slyfoot |
"I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool" | "I Was Pro-Life When Pro-Life Wasn't Cool" | Michael McVey |
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
We Should Be Sleeping Eddie Money | Sleeping Single In A Double Bed Barbara Mandrell | We Should Be Sleeping Single In A Double Bed | Isac |
Bewitched, Bothered, And Bewildered Doris Day | Lovers, Friends, And Strangers Barbara Mandrell | Bewitched Lovers, Bothered Friends, And Bewildered Strangers | Edward |
My Train of Thought Barbara Mandrell | Different Train of Thought Gail Davies | My Different Train of Thought | William Ransom |
Sleeping Single In A Double Bed Barbara Mandrell | Sleeping With The Radio On Charly McClain | Sleeping Single In A Double Bed With The Radio On | Lynnetta Lore |
"One of a Kind Pair of Fools"
Misheard Lyrics: Two in love one man's been lying to
Original Lyrics: Two women one man's been lying to
| "Fooled by a Feeling"
Misheard Lyrics: Fool. Got a feeling I love a fool.
Original Lyrics: Fooled by a feeling. I was fooled.
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"Happy Birthday, Dear Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics: Happy birthday, dear Harvey
Original Lyrics: Happy birthday, dear heartache
| "Sleeping Single in a Double Bed"
Misheard Lyrics: I should've relied on the USA.
Original Lyrics: I should be lying with you instead.
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There are additional misheard lyrics available. |
"One Of A Kind Pair Of Fools"
The Funny Lyrics: One of a kind, a pair of fools.
Two women one man's been lying to. You thought you were the only one, I thought I was too. We're one of a kind, a pair of fools. Why They're Funny: The humor here is most concentrated in the title, more than in the lyrics. That's because the nearest the title comes to appearing in the lyrics is with a comma and a second occurrence of the article "a" inserted into what is otherwise the title line. So in the lyrics that technically clears up the ambiguity of the (presumably unintentional) double entendre in the title. As for that double entendre in the title, The best way I can elucidate its humor is to say -- Better a kind pair of fools than an unkind pair of fools! Enough said about the humor! I learned of this song's existence recently when I was at an establishment that had an apparent radio broadcast playing on little modules throughout the place. I call it an "apparent radio broadcast", citing the old adage if "If it looks like a duck and acts like a duck, --". In these new fangled days of everything from podcasts to EarPods or whatever else folks listen to music on, I could seem old-fashioned for assuming anything that looks like a radio broadcast and sounds like a radio broadcast IS a radio broadcast. Anyhow, the modules I was hearing the music on, when they are working optimally, display the title of the song playing. So I was struck right away with the ludicrous ambiguity in the title. By the time I heard the lyrics, I was still laughing about the double entendre, despite its being resolved in the lyrics by a comma and an article. But the comma can be overlooked since one doesn't hear punctuation in lyrics. So as far as I'm concerned, I can still say "Funny Lyrics" because I was still laughing, despite the ambiguity in its unresolved form being concentrated in the title.
Submitted by: Karen Smith
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"I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool"
The Lyrics: I remember circling the drive-in.
Pulling up and turning down George Jones. Who They Mention: George Jones
Submitted by: Bob
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"I Was Country When Country Wasn't Cool"
The Lyrics: When no one was lookin'
I was puttin' peanuts in my Coke Product Brand Name: Coca-Cola
Submitted by: Martha Hankins
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"I Wish That I Could Fall in Love Today"
Opening Lines: I wish that I could fall in love today
But memories of you stand in the way Comments: Submitted by: William Ransom
| "Sleeping Single In A Double Bed"
Opening Lines: Sleeping single in a double bed, thinking over things I wish I'd said
Comments: Submitted by: Candy Welty
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