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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 8885 Bad Choices for On Hold Music entries on the site.
Latest Entries
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| Evil Woman | Electric Light Orchestra | Kamala Harris's cellphone | Edward | |||
| Promises, Promises | Naked Eyes | Democratic Party | Edward | |||
| Promises, Promises | Naked Eyes | Democratic Party | Edward | |||
| Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | Marriage Counselling Service | G_RandomPerson | |||
| Paranoid Android | Radiohead | schizophrenia hotline / therapist | andormeda | |||
| Send Me Your Money | Suicidal Tendencies | Democratic Political Party | Edward | |||
| Dionne Warwick | Heartbreaker | Dating service | Edward | |||
| XO | Beyoncé | Dating website | Kerry | |||
| 57 Channels (And Nothin' On) | Bruce Springsteen | Sling TV customer support | Kerry | |||
| The Super Bowl Shuffle | Chicago Bears Shufflin' Crew | UK Premier League | Kerry | |||
| I Want You To Want Me | Cheap Trick | Anti-Stalker Hotline | Liz | |||
| The Hockey Song | Stompin' Tom Connors | NBA | G_RandomPerson | |||
| I Am A Wild Party | Kim Mitchell | Library | G_RandomPerson | |||
| Send Me Your Money | Suicidal Tendencies | Televangelists | Rock Maninoff | |||
| Send Me Your Money | Suicidal Tendencies | Any newspaper that uses paywalling on their websit | Kerry | |||
| Send Me Your Money | Suicidal Tendencies | Any Super PAC | Kerry | |||
| Stitches | Shawn Mendes | All Elite Wrestling head office | Kerry | |||
| U.S.S.R. | Eddy Huntington | Any former Soviet state's tourism office | Kerry | |||
| I Love NYC | Andrew W.K. | Buffalo Chamber of Commerce | Kerry | |||
| Puppet Man | Tom Jones | Any politician's office | Kerry |
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