-> "Der Bingle Ladies"
Original Song Title:
"Single Ladies"
Parody Song Title:
"Der Bingle Ladies"
The Lyrics
All der bingle ladies (all der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies (all der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies (All der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies, he used a lot up
Back in his day (day)
He was the man (man)
Was famous for more than just sing
Like to action the hip ( hip)
He had a lot of zip ( zip)
Many Hollywood females he'd see
Hit up on them (them)
And they on him (they)
Female stars paid attention
Ladies gave him cheers, (cheers)
He was active years (years)
No idle guy was he
Loved the ladies and he always had a string a' them
Altho' married, he still always have a fling with them
Had a sexual motor and he gunned it
Good old BC, always had a special thing for them
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Loved his ladies, so he always had a string a' them
Altho' married, he would always hide his ring with them
Kept a sexual motor and he gunned it
Yes, old BC, always had a special thing for them
Dated dear Joan Blondell (Joan)
Frances Farmer was swell (swell)
Mary Martin, and he wed Dixie Lee
Ran around, ('round)
Painted the town, (town)
His apartment after drinks
Old groaner, more groanin'
And a' roamin'
Plenty of wild oats, he'd sow, man
Mona Freeman, yeah, (yeah)
And Ingrid Bergman, yeah (yeah)
Swung two more Joans, Caulfield, and Bennett
L.A. the ladies, oh he always had a string a' them
Loved his singin', so they gladly flung a fling with him
Avid woman chaser, never shunned it
Yeah, old BC wasn't always proper and so prim
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Loved the ladies and he used to date a string a' them
Out of sight, back in the day he'd have his cling with them
Many knew his secrets, but weren't pundit
Good old BC, never could resist a lovely limb
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Seven-seven, Kathryn Grant he would wed
Still kept his lifestyle red
When Yvonne Craig met, sometimes would prefer
All der bingle ladies (all der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies (all der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies (All der bingle ladies)
All der bingle ladies, Bing used 'em all up
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