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Song Parodies -> "I Blog Alone"
Original Song Title:
"Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Original Performer:
Green Day
Parody Song Title:
"I Blog Alone"
Parody Written by:
Spaff.com
The Lyrics
February 2005. Dear Blog: The Grammys named Green Day's "Boulevard of Broken Dreams" Record of the Year, adding yet another shiny metallic object to the band's growing heap. Shockingly, Robert Lund's recording was snubbed.
I spill my guts online
At live dot home dot blog my name dot com
No one hits my site
But it's home to me and I blog alone
I dish out brilliant quotes
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves me notes?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog a-
I work all
Day to make the Web admire me
It's not my
Job; if my boss knew, she'd fire me
That's fine; the
New York Times would beg to hire me
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
Bla-ah, bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
Bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
I mock celebrities,
Politics and sports and TV shows
Then I Google me
And hope it links to where I blog alone
I can't sleep at night
Even on vacation far from home
I pull up my site
To know I'm still online and I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog a-
My only
Friends are avatars and smileys
I humbly
Post my views then praise them highly
Some day I'll
Sell my soul like Bill O'Reilly
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
Bla-ah, bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
Bla-ah, blah-og
I blog alone
I blog a-
I unmask media lies
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves replies?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog a-
Hey, look, they
Praised me in the News on Sunday
My site got
Thirteen million hits in one day
Okay, I
Lied, but that could happen some day
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
At live dot home dot blog my name dot com
No one hits my site
But it's home to me and I blog alone
I dish out brilliant quotes
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves me notes?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog a-
I work all
Day to make the Web admire me
It's not my
Job; if my boss knew, she'd fire me
That's fine; the
New York Times would beg to hire me
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
Bla-ah, bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
Bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
I mock celebrities,
Politics and sports and TV shows
Then I Google me
And hope it links to where I blog alone
I can't sleep at night
Even on vacation far from home
I pull up my site
To know I'm still online and I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog alone
I blog a-
My only
Friends are avatars and smileys
I humbly
Post my views then praise them highly
Some day I'll
Sell my soul like Bill O'Reilly
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
Bla-ah, bla-ah, bla-ah, blah-og
Bla-ah, blah-og
I blog alone
I blog a-
I unmask media lies
On the blogger board of broken links
Guess who leaves replies?
Yes, I'm the only one and I blog a-
Hey, look, they
Praised me in the News on Sunday
My site got
Thirteen million hits in one day
Okay, I
Lied, but that could happen some day
Till then I
BLOG ALONE
(c) 2006+ International Superspaff
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Spaff "drudge"d another good one!
*Scratches inferior idea "I want a blog (where I'll blah-blah)" to Pet Shop Boys "I want a dog" idea out of personal sketch book. Goes on to send thanx to God up above that it was never mentionened online in any type of comment*. Oh wait... ;-)
this is a blogbuster
555, reminds me of how I have to keep up the threads that I start most of the time by myself.
Captain's Blog, Stardate 2006.215. Recommend the Bronze Star with Haha Clusters for Spaff. Kirk out.
Tis better to have blogged alone than never to have blogged at all. And... somebody actually paid for Bill O'Reilly's soul? And... oh yes, this is great!
Excellent parody. Except for one line, this could have been about a conservative, liberal, or a Dutch blogger. But while I enjoy the smileys/highly/O'Reilly rhyming trio, I wish more journalists had the soul of O'Reilly.
I was checking which famous AmIRight parodists had a new parody today...Billy Tong...Stu...Phil...what the hell, SPAFF! One click, and pants were shat from my laughter. WIth the Spaffster, there ain't nothing he can't make fun of.
Hilarious one.
great stuff, spaff - thwang! bulls-eye on Bill O-Reilly - LOL - 555
Thanx, Aggro (nice pun) & e.e. rhodes (even nicer pun) & Step-Child & Hairy Larry & s2art!
Peterchyd: Don't worry - if it's in a public forum, no one will ever read it.
Michaelopedia: Ha. How many Trekkies do you suppose are out there writing "Captain's Blog"s?
Wrecks: No actual money changed hands. Satan got it in a complicated three-way trade with Jack Abramoff and the Crazy Frog.
Johnkins: Other media whores actually *can* have the soul of O'Reilly; Lucifer rents it out for a buck-fifty an hour, and will even throw in some falafel to sweeten the deal. (I undertsand that the very Reverend Pat Robertson has nearly filled his frequent-renter card.)
bob3.1417cheese: Muslim extremists. I can't make fun of Muslim extremists. No one can make fun of Muslim extremists. Just ask Denmark.
Peterchyd: Don't worry - if it's in a public forum, no one will ever read it.
Michaelopedia: Ha. How many Trekkies do you suppose are out there writing "Captain's Blog"s?
Wrecks: No actual money changed hands. Satan got it in a complicated three-way trade with Jack Abramoff and the Crazy Frog.
Johnkins: Other media whores actually *can* have the soul of O'Reilly; Lucifer rents it out for a buck-fifty an hour, and will even throw in some falafel to sweeten the deal. (I undertsand that the very Reverend Pat Robertson has nearly filled his frequent-renter card.)
bob3.1417cheese: Muslim extremists. I can't make fun of Muslim extremists. No one can make fun of Muslim extremists. Just ask Denmark.
I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!! You and Lund ashould totally get a MySSpace mUisc page, I totally ad dyou and put a song onm y page LOL
Another one great one from the blog on Myspaff...
Thank you Spaff. As soon as I find out what the hell a Muslim extremist is, maybe I'll give it a shot.
Your song rocks!!!
I synched this parody to your parody recording, and it is absolutely hilarious! I don't know much about this whole blog craze that's going on now. Apparently, they were just an excuse to tell off your boss, etc. We've already got something like that -- it's called punk rock! I couldn't stop laughing when I read this, and plus, I love TOS. How about doing Bloggers of Suburbia? 555
I heard this on Dr. Demento the other night.... congratulations and welcome to the big time!!
Whaddaya mean you can't make fun of Muslim extremists??? "Paperback Writer" --> "Suicide Bomber" could be a fun one to do... By the way, I downloaded the recording. Very nice.
St Matthias & Tiffany: Thanx!
Local Celebrity: MySpace, eh? Isn't that where creepy old farts like me go to prey on impressionable teens? OK, sounds good.
creamcheesepie: Go to news.google.com and search "extremist." Not to be prejudicial or anything, but I'll bet that some of the results MIGHT be about, um, them.
CBTM: Heh heh. Go for it.
fake name: Thanx for inviting me in, but they stopped me at the gate. What's it like in there?
mustangjockey: I actually did "I'm an Extremist" to "I'm a Believer" but I think your idea is splendid. Do it, dude.
Oh, and everyone should check out the Dr. Demento show tonight. I'm just sayin'.
Local Celebrity: MySpace, eh? Isn't that where creepy old farts like me go to prey on impressionable teens? OK, sounds good.
creamcheesepie: Go to news.google.com and search "extremist." Not to be prejudicial or anything, but I'll bet that some of the results MIGHT be about, um, them.
CBTM: Heh heh. Go for it.
fake name: Thanx for inviting me in, but they stopped me at the gate. What's it like in there?
mustangjockey: I actually did "I'm an Extremist" to "I'm a Believer" but I think your idea is splendid. Do it, dude.
Oh, and everyone should check out the Dr. Demento show tonight. I'm just sayin'.
Die breeder pleaser, Pete
Pete: Huh?
Curse ye all 3/ all 4/ all 1 guys... no 2's though, congrats on that hehehe, But none the less, GREAT song, absolutely love it, 555
Thanx, Charnsie.
you'r just a bunch of idiots the man wrote the song couse he felt alone when he realized that the whole world kows about him and recognises him on the street. he felt alone, he wrote a song, it became a minor hit, and to you its a parody. shame on you!
"Minor hit"?
LMAO! (NOW, I have no ass left.) This was just perfect; TMGLTM, and you captured my feelings about blogging. Re: Pete's comment, I believe it is a slur used against heterosexual people.
Thanx, Red. And I know plenty of breeders; I just don't know where that guy was directing his comment. Or why.
oi u guys i no the guy who wrote this song. he goes to my highschool. he origially posted it on funny junk 2 yrs ago. he wrote it for a peotry asiignment we r studying 4 at scholl so "spaff" stole his song and thats rong
IM IN UR SKOOL
STEELIN UR HOMWORKZ
STEELIN UR HOMWORKZ
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