I's tired of fee-ling like Casper the Ghost
Such a Caucasian - with no pigmentation
When you said we should go to the coast
I's under the pressure - to look as bronzed as you -
(Never seen sun below, I'd never seen sun below)
But to fake-n-bake naked was such a mistake to do -
(Never seen sun below, I'd never seen sun below)

I'VE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
I WENT TANNING BARE
CHARBROILED EVERYTHING
I'M ON FIRE DOWN THERE
THERE'S BUTTLOADS OF PAIN
ALL I WANT TO DO
IS STAND UP TO SLEEP
TILL I'M LESS MAROON

Can't you see it's the hot seat for me
Moving too gently - there's fi-re in the hole
'Cause though I've put color back in my cheeks
They blush infrared - ultraviolet too -
(Never seen sun below, I'd never seen sun below)
Man I know that I'm hosed 'cause my you-know-what glows, it's true -
(Never seen sun below, I'd never seen sun below)
I got it overexposed and now my RUMP IS ROAST

I'VE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
NOW MY REAR IS RARE
AND MY HOT, CROSS BUNS
SCORCHED MY UNDERWEAR
YEAH MY BUTT'S SO HOT
WHAT YOU OUGHT TO DO
IS THROW ON SOME STEAKS
I'M A BARBECUE

AND I KNOW
I MAY END - UP - PEE - LING TOO
HOLD YOUR NOSE
YOU'D SMELL JUST LIKE ME
IF YOU HAD THIS MUCH ALOE ON YOU

[Shout another chorus if you're up to it]

I'VE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
I'M A LUNAR FLARE
Please me please anesthetically
I'VE
SUNBURNED MY BUM
EVEN SINGED MY HAIR
Scorched my gluteus maximally