Song Parodies -> "You Kneaded Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Needed Me"

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Original Performer:

"You Kneaded Me"

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The Lyrics

I was just flour,
Dry in a bowl
You added yeast
To give me soul
Then you poured in,
Water to dampen me
You stirred me up
Gave me consistency
And then,
You Kneaded me

Chorus:
You gave me strength
You warmed me with your hand
Then pressed me flat
And rolled me smooth again
You twirled me high above the countertop
I knew that you would never miss and let me drop
You Kneaded Me,
You Kneaded Me

Let me set, I puffed up so
Poked me back into dough..
And kneaded me, replaced my air
In a nice warm place,
Gave me my space
And made me proud,
Proud to be your loaf endowed
So plump and fair..

Then in a pan
You baked me just
Your special way
All crisp of crust
Buttered me up,
And held me to your lips,
I'll show my thanks,
By sticking to your hips,
My calories are pips..

You gave me shape,
And warmed me with your hand
Then pressed me flat,
And rolled me smooth again
You twirled me high above the countertop
I knew that you would never miss and let me drop
You Kneaded Me
You Kneaded Me

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alvin - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment

i like what ya baked up

Meriadoc - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Drat - there went one of our parodies in the works.... ;-)

2Eagle - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Deck the halls with loaves of challah.

LilKneadedCakes - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment

Sir L'Air, The Duke o'Edge, cute write! Are you Left-kneed, as well, Sir??

Tim Mayfield - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment

5 Grams of flaky goodness! Fantastic thoughts in every stanza. Truly enjoyable read.

Dr Music - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment

This deliciously doughy song about bread made me laugh in so many ways. 555 Golden Hash browns for you. It reminded me of that movie The Brave Little Toaster. That movie was one of my favourites. The whole feel of the song is like a Pixar movie- very vibrant and wonderful. It's soooo cute.

AFW - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin, Meri, 2Eagle, LCC. Well I'm right handed..not sure about the knees..and thanks,Tim, and Dr. Music.. don't recall seeing that movie..sounds interesting, tho

Dr Music - September 03, 2008 - Report this comment

Look it up on wikipedia sometime. Basically it's a delightful animated film about about a toaster and his friends who go on a quest to find their "master". It featured Phil Hartman as the voice of the Peter Lorre-like hanging lamp and the Jack Nicholson-like air conditioner.

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