-> "Blowpipe"
				
				Original Song Title: 
"Lodi"
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				Parody Song Title: 
"Blowpipe"
				
				
			
		 
			
          
            The Lyrics
			
			
			Glass has got a molten glow,
It's ready to be blowed.
Then something unfortunate-
looking started to unfold:
Inhaled gas, thought lungs would burst,
Chest started to balloon.
Oh lord! Sucked that blowpipe again.
Started goin' gray 'round
The gills--pardon fish metapho'.
I could be passin' on 
From gasified metal o'
Like Argentine; 'tain't funny,
But they're laughing, my "friends."
Down gorge, I sucked that blowpipe again.
They gave me some thorazine--
That's a faux pas, I'd say.
Suffered a lung convection--
Adrenal shot's the way.
I fell on the ground after one-leg stand;
Looks like my pants fell too.
Oh lord! Sucked that blowpipe again.
Argggg. . .on!
Oh, if I could only holler, 
I'd call them "smelly skunks"
'cause they let me drift away;
Vile creeps just sat there drunk.
I almost caught the death train. . .
Hacked coughs, so I lived.
Pulled shorts, I stuck the blow pipe in "friends."
Up ports, I stuck the blow pipe in "friends."
Red hot, I stuck the blow pipe in "friends."
			
			
			
		
		
	 
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