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Song Parodies -> "Forgin' a Pun"

Original Song Title:

"Fortunate Son"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Creedence Clearwater Revival

Parody Song Title:

"Forgin' a Pun"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Some jokes I scorn, gags that make me gag—
Oooh, they're dread, trite, and blew.
If in that can's Prince Albert, release,
Dude, him please, I am asking you, now.

It taints me, it taints me; my aim: sow sematic fun.
It taints me, it taints me; my aim is forgin' a pun.

Some jokes are borne where folks place their pants—
“Ow!” the joke's butt will yell.
Butt rent when tacks man just goes and pours,
Oww! a bunch where the bum hits the chair. Yow!

It ain't mi; it ain't ti; there ain't those notes in this song.
It ain't mi; it ain't ti in my aim: forgin' a song.

Some jokes inherently make you sigh
'cause the punchline is shopworn. Warn:
And when you tell them, listeners will give
Euw! to you their please: "No more, boor bore!" Scorn.

The plaint's free, the plaint's free: "We hope your silly air's done!"
The plaint's free, the plaint's free: "You taint by forgin' a pun!"

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DJ Blaze - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Nice song to sing while writing parodies, just what someone like you with 2000+ parodies needs! 555, and the security code was MEW, just so you know.
John Barry - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks again, Blaze.
Fiddlegirl - August 18, 2009 - Report this comment
'Spunderful...'smarvelous... that you write par-o-dy... :D
Guy - August 19, 2009 - Report this comment
Oooooh this is PUNishing and well done as well as well dug. Cinque, Funf, Goh.

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