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Song Parodies -> "Who'll Stanch the Vein?"
Original Song Title:
"Who'll Stop the Rain?"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Creedence Clearwater Revival
Parody Song Title:
"Who'll Stanch the Vein?"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Long nights make me tremble when I go to town—
clouds look just like gorgons; contusioners abound.
Good men chewed and draining when has set the sun.
No one’s come to, no one’s come to aid and stanch the vein.
I went out equipped with reeking rose—around neck worn;
I’d heard they weren’t able to overpower it; though
I found that tale unreal: one glommed ’neath my mane
my jugular, crêpuscular [sic]. Who’ll stanch the vein?
Heard the drinker draining, leering as he scored,
this sanguinary lecher, fluid thick and warm.
When it had stopped pouring, I could only jeer:
“Rhetorical is, ‘I wonder, who’ll stanch the vein’?”!
clouds look just like gorgons; contusioners abound.
Good men chewed and draining when has set the sun.
No one’s come to, no one’s come to aid and stanch the vein.
I went out equipped with reeking rose—around neck worn;
I’d heard they weren’t able to overpower it; though
I found that tale unreal: one glommed ’neath my mane
my jugular, crêpuscular [sic]. Who’ll stanch the vein?
Heard the drinker draining, leering as he scored,
this sanguinary lecher, fluid thick and warm.
When it had stopped pouring, I could only jeer:
“Rhetorical is, ‘I wonder, who’ll stanch the vein’?”!
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hey! John A. Barry good to see you back again man! 5's
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