-> "They Do Rhone Clones"
Original Song Title:
"Da Do Ron Ron"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"They Do Rhone Clones"
The Lyrics
They Do Rhone Clones
Way up there in those Napa and Sonoma hills,
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Never sparkling, these red wines are always still.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Up there in the hills.
Never sparkling—still.
There, sprouting from the loam:
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
It's more complex than brewing. . .output's not so high
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
That's why it's more expensive than beer to buy.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Output's not so high
So costs more to buy.
Harder to make at home.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
(Sack solo)
When brix is up to 7, then its about time.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
To send it down to the bottling line.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
Then it's about time
For the bottling line.
To buy, I need a loan.
They do grow Rhone clones; they do Rhone clones.
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