I don't know what it is you do to vex me so
And why it is I always have to let you know
Your girlfriend was worried - I made her cry
But I've nothing at all against her, why should I?
Please tell her that's my view, I've only got a beef with you.


That's right, it's only you that makes me feel this way
Your sister, mother, father, lover: all OK
Even your brother - I'm cool with him
I do not give a shit he's your identical twin
There's no one else, it's true, I've only got a beef with you.

You stopped to talk to me,
You caused me such affront
You vain, self-satisfied, egotistic
Narcissistic..
..person

Now, listen, sonny: It's you that's an appallingly obnoxious dick
The sight, the sound, the smell of you all make me sick
A truly toxic personality
As shepherds say: just get the flock away from me
Less brains than a fondue, I've only got a beef with you.

You stopped and smiled at me,
I said "I'll make this quick
You stuck-up supercilious, smug
Proud, pretentious..
..person"

Now **** off, sonny. No, I never want to see you anywhere
Whenever we're together, matey, I go spare
So damn annoying, you can be
It's such a shame I have to teach you chemistry
You haven't got a clue - I've only got a beef with you
You make me, you make me want to spew, I've only got a beef with you.
You make me, you make me want to spew, I've only got a beef with you.