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Song Parodies -> "I'm Erica"
Original Song Title:
"America"
Original Performer:
From "West Side Story"
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Erica"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Squat to leak-o
No magic potion,
Doctors delivered my notion
Now have my female side showing
New kind of sex hormones flowing
Everybody's knowing..
No testosteron-ee
Show my hots for Tony
Flip my long hair, with no hat on
Gone, boney butt
I once sat on...
Used to be John, now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone, yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest, no curled hair-i-ca
Grew some big breasts, now I'm Erica !
Being a woman is so nice
Inversion, now reversing vice
I am a wild sexual machine
Sexy make-up, making the scene...
My flower blooms, now I'm Erica !
Libido zooms..cuz' I'm Erica !
More motel rooms, now I share-i-ca
Bed spring kabooms, cuz' I'm Erica !
Lots of men crave to caress my face
Lots of men staring at my space
Cooly, I fake foreign accent
"Zee Riveria's vere I vent..."
Life's out of sight..since I'm Erica !
Out every night..since I'm Erica !
Whitened my bite..smile repair-i-ca !
Soar like a kite...since I'm Erica !
Stay out till three, and dance and glide
Limos are there for me to ride
I can get any man I choose
And lots of choices to refuse....
Used to be John..now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone..yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest..no curled hair-i-ca !
Flaunt my big breasts..now I'm Erica !
I'll never return to the old..
New jewels are diamonds and gold..
With nips and tucks, I've had my wish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish..
No magic potion,
Doctors delivered my notion
Now have my female side showing
New kind of sex hormones flowing
Everybody's knowing..
No testosteron-ee
Show my hots for Tony
Flip my long hair, with no hat on
Gone, boney butt
I once sat on...
Used to be John, now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone, yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest, no curled hair-i-ca
Grew some big breasts, now I'm Erica !
Being a woman is so nice
Inversion, now reversing vice
I am a wild sexual machine
Sexy make-up, making the scene...
My flower blooms, now I'm Erica !
Libido zooms..cuz' I'm Erica !
More motel rooms, now I share-i-ca
Bed spring kabooms, cuz' I'm Erica !
Lots of men crave to caress my face
Lots of men staring at my space
Cooly, I fake foreign accent
"Zee Riveria's vere I vent..."
Life's out of sight..since I'm Erica !
Out every night..since I'm Erica !
Whitened my bite..smile repair-i-ca !
Soar like a kite...since I'm Erica !
Stay out till three, and dance and glide
Limos are there for me to ride
I can get any man I choose
And lots of choices to refuse....
Used to be John..now I'm Erica !
Penis is gone..yes, I'm Erica !
Here on my chest..no curled hair-i-ca !
Flaunt my big breasts..now I'm Erica !
I'll never return to the old..
New jewels are diamonds and gold..
With nips and tucks, I've had my wish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish
Changed from a spoon..into a dish..
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flat out hilarious...great rhymes....my fave of the day
This was brilliant!!!...TMGLTM...LOL'd all the way through it!!!...555!!!
This parody was a real "change" of pace from the rest(I'll have one as well coming out next week).
Fives
Thanks, much..alvin, Leo, and Mark
This one was outrageous - Nothing like a little song and dance with a change - good choice on OS
Sir ~L'Air-i-ca de Farce-ica~, what can I say, sir ? ? Sir , still watch out for "Andria" . . .
Thanks, Timmy, and Cougar...Andria?
Great parody here, AFW, and I have personally met transgendered people from time to time. As a matter of fact, I remember one or two Ericas among the transgendered individuals I've met. I think what LCC meant when she brought up my name was that both she and I are kind of an "item" for you here on AmIRight, much like Michael Pacholek and Arwen. 5s all the way.
Brilliant! Loved the forced rhymes.
Thanks, Andria...Wow! you mean you and LCC are like...uhh Groupies? Super cool..and thanks to Rex
Yeah we are, AFW, despite the fact we've never met face-to-face. (But neither have you and I.) I wish I could vote again, since I thought this parody was hilarious, and well-timed too, considering Chastity Bono's impending sex change. (And yes, I know it's a different kind of sex change.)
Wow...it really warms my heart that Mr. Pacholek and I have become the standard for pretend relationships everywhere. ; )
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