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Song Parodies -> "He's Ornery Ingrate That Ham"

Original Song Title:

"I’m Henry The VIII, I Am"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Herman's Hermits

Parody Song Title:

"He's Ornery Ingrate That Ham"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Confused? See Genesis 9:18-27. That is not a Phil Collins catalogue number.
He’s ornery ingrate that Ham
Ornery ingrate that Ham he am
Pop got blotto on the vintage he poured
Then unwarried fell unrobed on floor
A trech’ry son was that Hammery (perved on he)
Ya coulda trusted Japheth or that Shem. Amen!
He disgraced old man, did Hammery
Hammery’s a pain, he am

Soon be worse, Ham is accursed!

He’s ornery ingrate that Ham
Ornery ingrate that Ham he am
Noah tarried with his ferment’ry store
Both Ham’s brothers covered him on floor
Respectful some of his progeny (Godily)
He ‘cluded “two of three be not too bad” (did Dad)
Did berate bold Ham, condemn-ed he
Scorned as reprobate was Ham

He’s ornery ingrate that Ham
Ornery ingrate that Ham he am
It got hairy when this kiddo vexed poor
Drunk, bare daddy - severed fil’al door
So Noah done for that ornery (didn’t he?)
He curs-ed little Hammy and his clan (whole clan!)
Was irate, old man, with Ham was he
When he see’d his naked dad

Ham He Am Orn Rye
Ornery (Ben-awry)
Ornery (Ben-awry)
Ornery ingrate that Ham he am
Ornery ingrate that Ham

Damned!

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MasonR - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
"Pop got blotto on the vintage he poured"--lovely...the Genesis of a 3:5.
alvin - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
love the biblical stuff....i sang along...and yes, the 'pop got blotto' line was a classic
Jason - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent!
Ann Hammond - July 28, 2008 - Report this comment
ltke this
mandamoo - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
A parody of Biblical proportions !!! Didn't know the story - so I got a lesson to boot ! There should be 4th category for your parodies as you always educate us :)
mandamoo - July 29, 2008 - Report this comment
A 4th voting category for how educational, is what I meant :)
Helene - October 27, 2012 - Report this comment
awesome! Do you think I could get my Sunday School kids to sing this?? They would love singing "pop got blotto..."
Meriadoc - October 27, 2012 - Report this comment
Hey Helene! Thanks for dropping in! "Pop got blotto' was my favorite part.

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