Song Parodies -> "I’m Lechery 'Carnate, I Am"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am"

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Original Performer:

"I’m Lechery 'Carnate, I Am"

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The Lyrics

I’m lechery ’carnate, I am,
Lechery ’carnate, I am, “Hi, Pam!”
Why get married? Many women I score:
Ninety Marys, seven Lizas. . .more,
And every one involved lechery—
My woodie, i.e., willie in a clam.
I will take a stand for lechery—
Lechery ’carnate, I am.

Second verse, same as the curse. . .

My lechery, can’t wait, I can’t;
Lechery I have, but ’bate I shan’t.
Ninety Marys used to knock at my door;
Now they’re chary because I want more.
There’s nary one for my lechery. . .
My wood, I guess it will be in my hand,
And I’ll chafe that gland ’cause lechery’s
Fetchin’ me to take a stand.

L-E-G-E-R

Leger d’,* leger d’
Leger d’, I chafe by hand, by hand,
Lechery—I sate by hand.

*legerdemain, slight of hand

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Andy Primus - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Sounds like you need 555 ml of lubricant

Old Man Ribber - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Sounds like this guy needs to get hold of himself! Promiscuity is it's own reward. ;D

Timmy1000 - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Either a curse or a blessing - nice write with the OS

MadameRand-0-Hand - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

CLAM advisory: Sir, be aware that clams can be sharp Sir Sweaty, & could reak havoc on your Nine-Iron & those hePods, Pirate Jacques de GranGlandNeuf .

Mark Scotti - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Did they tap him for the ingredients for Viagra? LOL

John Barry - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Andy: At least!

OMR: Moderation in everything except vice.

Timmy: Thanks.

Madame: As a mixer of metaphors, I love your gloriously intermingled ones.

Mark: Tapping the tree, so to speak.

Phil N - April 06, 2010 - Report this comment

Really creative and funny

norGalVotress - April 08, 2010 - Report this comment

SirSweaty . . . " Stand by your Gland " . . . .

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