I’m Henry the Sixth, I am,.
Henry the Sixth I am, I am
It isn’t Congress that I’m rooting for. . .
every single member is a whore.
And each one causes a retching spree. . .
make me ill when I hear ’em on CSPAN,
A disgraceful band of threads empty—
empty suits with greasy hands.

Further terms worse than the first.

I’m Henry the Sixth, I am,
Henry the Sixth I am, I am.
It isn’t Congress that I’m voting for. . .
Every single member is a sore
that festers and oozes plentif’lly. . .
make me ill when I see ’em on CSPAN.
A disgraceful band of threads empty
Empty suits—likewise brainpans.

P-AR-O-D-Y!
Parody, parody,
parody the shtik I plan, my plan.
Panoply of grifts I pan.