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Song Parodies -> "Poke Them in the Eyes"

Original Song Title:

"Smoke Gets in Your Eyes"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Platters

Parody Song Title:

"Poke Them in the Eyes"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They are a raffish crew,
One guy cries, "Woo, woo!"
One is coarse and snide,
One: coarse hair on sides,
All are getting pied.

One sometimes is unkind,
Almost makes buds blind,
When they arouse his ire
He shrieks angry cries--
Pokes them in the eyes.

Then he slaps them and crazily laughs. . .
Strange form of brotherly love.
Tries to stay, frizzed one, above the fray
But he soon gets a shove.

I laugh and split my sides
At all three astride
A horse, sat the wrong way,
I laugh so hard I cry,
Tears roll from my eyes.

Mope? Nope! Moe pokes eyes.
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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3
Total Votes: 3

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Poopie LongStocking - October 23, 2005 - Report this comment
This is one of my favourite 50's O.S.es, but it was off-paced, so I can't give it a 5,5,5. Had to settle for fours.
Old Man Ribber - February 07, 2011 - Report this comment
I uncovered this gem doing research here. Is this a fine parody? Are The Three Stooges the greatest? Soitenly!! ;D

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