-> "Ply with Flanders Roux Brown, Pork"
Original Song Title:
"Tie Me Kangaroo Down, Sport"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Ply with Flanders Roux Brown, Pork"
The Lyrics
Man, those Walloons can feed, ate
Wallabies, all but feet.
They're rapacious feeders, mate,
Watch out when those Walloons eat
All together, wow!
Try Flanders roux brown on pork,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Ply with Flanders roux brown, pork,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Keep your cockatoo cached, Nash,
Keep your cockatoo cached.
Or else it might become hash, Nash,
So keep your cockatoo cached.
Even feathers, wow!
Try Flanders roux brown on stork,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Ply with Flanders roux brown, stork,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Your koala's a snack, Jack,
Your koala's a snack.
Antipasto for baby backs, Jack,
Your koala's a snack.
Quantas emblem, wow!
Try Flanders roux brown on lox,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Ply with Flanders roux brown, lox,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Watched 'em eat a mongoose, Lew,
Watched 'em eat a mongoose.
Then some liver of goose, Lew,
Don't let your creatures run loose.
Keep 'em tethered now.
Try Flanders roux brown on fox,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Ply with Flanders roux brown, fox,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Downed a platter of duck, Chuck,
Downed a platter of duck.
You'd think they would upchuck duck--
It hadn't even been plucked.
Still had feathers, wow!
Try Flanders roux brown on foie,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Ply with Flanders roux brown, gras,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Plate of dingo au jus, Stu
Plate of dingo au jus.
And use the leftovers for Stew, Stu,
A plate of dinnery stew.
Tastes like chicken, wow!
Try Flanders roux brown on dog,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Ply with Flanders roux brown, dog,
Try the Flanders roux brown.
Hide was all that was left, Jeff
These guys' palates aren't cleft!
So they boiled the hide and then dined, Clyde,
Now even of that they're bereft.
No leftovers, now!
Try Flanders roux brown on dog,
I watch them wolf it down,
When they eat, they go whole hog,
Fried with Flanders roux brown.
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