If they're fabulously clean;
If you gnashingly grate,
You get out dreck between,
But then you eructate.
Your date won't gag or nag,
"You've got the pox!"

'cause the scent of clean dentures beats lox,
'cause the scent of clean dentures beats lox.
No fear,
Stow beer,
Stow roux 'n' leer--
No shocks.
'cause the scent of clean dentures beats hocks.
Oh yeah!

If you stream some drool
And lazily salivate,
Don't cry--keep your cool;
Just keep those dentures straight,
And hold the line on alimentary talk.

Because the scent of clean dentures beats lox,
'cause the scent of clean dentures beats hocks.
Get a girl's locked up
(Lips)--hide that plastic glop.
Squeezed; the cement from dentures means shocks, oh yeah,
Cement from dentures means shocks, oh yeah,
cement from dentures means shocks.
Squeezed cement from creamed dentures means locks.