Song Parodies -> "Traffic On Century Sucks"

Original Song Title:

"20th Century Fox"

Original Performer:

"Traffic On Century Sucks"

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The Lyrics

Century Blvd is the main East-West street in the Los Angeles area that flows directly into the LAX airport when heading west on it. Traffic is often abominable as you near the airport, especially in the Holiday season

(Instrumetal intro)

Well, the traffic's obscene
Makes me mad 'cause I'm late
It makes me want to scream
It makes me want to say
This street's a drag
That don't come as a shock

See the -
Traffic on Century sucks
Seething -
Traffic is tied up for blocks
Sit here
on rear
I stew and sneer
"it's f*cked"
'Cause I'm stuck here and Century's stopped
I waste my day

(long instrumental)

I'm steamed at this fool
It makes me crazy to wait
Tell this guy "Get screwed"
I said "You have no brain"
Said to that guy
"Why don't you go get f*cked?"

Jeezus -
Would it be faster to walk?
See that -
Traffic on Century's stopped
It's absurd
I'm stuck
behind
some gasping bus

Breathing diesel fumes surely does suck
Did I mention that this really sucks?
Feeling tense now, it feels like I'm mocked
'Cause the traffic on Century's sucks!

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