-> "Paint It, Red"
Original Song Title:
"Paint It, Black"
Parody Song Title:
"Paint It, Red"
The Lyrics
I see a black door and I want it painted red
Some velour furniture I picture in my head
I see the girls all lounged dressed in their underclothes
I’ll have them into bed, with skill, their parts exposed
I see a line of bawds arranged in curtained beds
Deflower me they must while cuffed up to the ‘stead
I see people spurn their threads and chicks that look cliche
Like my bod’ly essence to be sapped without delay
I look inside the club and pounding starts in head
Behind that red door, minxes sate my pencil’s lead
Images all fade away; I’m home in my lonely bed
It's not easy waking up to find just girls in head
Decor of velvet’s seen, it spurs me to pursue
For, in this swinging place, debauch’ry I’m into
If I look hard and buff I’m sure to get some fun
I’ll live out fantasies and score some morning hums
I see a black door and I want it painted red
Show group scenes to the fore, my inhibitions shed
I’m keen on whips and chains, yes, guess I’m predisposed
I love what others dread and that’s why bondage, chose
I wanna be in place painted red, spread delight, beds all full
Don't wanna be at home, lying dry and denied
I wanna spree un-sainted, tainted, sated, spate in bed, yeah!
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