Lush, boozed, plutocrat. So-o-ober?
Lush, boozed, plutocrat. No-o-o-o.
Plutocrat, plutocrat,
You've got power,
And by the hour,
You spend our loot.
As you take powder, toot it up your plutocrat nose.
Plutocrat, plutocrat,
Ice-cold brews
(Pretzel ruse)
Caused you to puke and whack nose.

Scum crew, plutocrat, bo-o-ozos,
Scum crew, plutocrat, bo-o-ozos.
Plutocrat, plutocrat,
You want drilling
And more landfilling
And CO2.
So make up some "facts" real scientists hold in disgrace.
Plutocrat, plutocrat, smug bagdouche,
Loud lout louche,
Smirk on your plutocrat face.

Butt smooch, plutocrat, ho-o-ole,
Butt smooch, plutocrat, ho-o-ole.
Plutocrat, plutocrat,
You're suspicious,
And meretricious
Thugs surround you.
They're always kissing your chute
With their poopercrapped lips.

Plutocrat, plutocrat,
Idle fool.
Kvetch and pule.
Drool from your plutocrat lips.
Fuel is your plutocrat prize.
Stools on your Pluto rats' nose.