She's a Man

Now when she was a little girl,
At the age of nine.
She had a v*ginal pocket. . .
Said, "I felt it wasn't mine."
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

Was a pretty woman,
With gland in mind.
"I can make you over, baby,"
The doc opined.
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

Mainlined her out
And cut like this:
He extended those labies
Formed a "p*nis."
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

Going back down
To add some "jewels."
No more a little girl.
Most folks are fooled
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.

Now she's a man
Has plenty fun
Can't sire babies
That's OK, she don't want one.
Now she's a man
That's spelled M-A-N, man.