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Song Parodies -> "Damming Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Damming Queen"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

He can dam. . .aqua hive, halving a tree—snuffs its life.
He’s that churl chomping leaves; it is the damming beav.

Friday night and he bites an Oak,
Clearing out a once forest choke.
He can lay down a Yew—slick! Falling down, it swings.
Like the Dutch, he’s a diking king—
On that last term I place my eye:
Was it an oxymoron try?

With a bit of rock [Maple] music, she trims the tree line.
She’s in the mood for a dam—
For Spruce. . .don’t give a damn.

She is the damming queen, loves to feast on the bark so green,
Damming queen. . .trees deceased in a timber-ream.
She can dam, that’s no jive; halving of Pine with her’s rife.
She’s that girl chomping leaves; it is the damming queen.

They’re both teethers—Spruce, Fir are gone;
They are vermin to Farmer John.
Looking for a gun; more than a .22.
He’s in the mood to scream, “Damn!”
’cause they’re flooding his land.

His is a damming keen; vows he’ll beat rodents—send ’em clean. . .
Dante scene. Feel the heat in his timbre mean.
There’s a BAM! Not alive, the toothy guy and his wife.
See that swirl: water streams; it is the dam he’s creamed.

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Old Man Ribber - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You've really got your "grove" on! ;D
Christie Marie M - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
What OMR said! Another dam fine parody! Chomping 555's with this one.
Mark Scotti - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
You really give a dam about these beavers! LOL. Another great one..
LilMapleQueen - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Ahhh . . .`Tis Mr b~V~d (barryVanDeLinder) Le Marquis de Milpitas, The Dutch MasterMunch oTree himself !
Phil Nelson - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
Just heard the original on the radio. Dam good stuff, funny twists. 5's
TJC - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
[in my best Charlton Heston:] Dam this parody to swell!
Meriadoc - March 12, 2010 - Report this comment
This one lodges in one's mind...

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