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Song Parodies -> "I Knead You"
Original Song Title:
"I Need You"
Original Performer:
America
Parody Song Title:
"I Knead You"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
We’ve yeast to add
We’ve yeast to ply
Put yeast to dough for breads and watch it rise
Don now a-pron
I’ll get the oven on
And bake the best of what’s soon bread to be
Bread to be
Bread to be
I knead you
Take some flour and some grain
This dough I knead you
Guess I’ll start it in big pan
This dough I knead you
‘Cus the mixture needs tending
This dough I knead you
I knead you
It bakes away
Kitchen fills with bouquet
Inflowing nose with yeasty waftings
It then became
A high loaf of bread, by name
Self-raising glory – mold there won’t be!
It’s crusty
It’s crusty
I knead you
Start the butter softening
While dough I knead you
Place out jars of homemade jam
While dough I knead you
I knead you
I knead you
Strike! The oven bell’s gone ding!
And now my feed’s due
Dress it up or eat it plain
For sure, I’ll eat you
I’ll eat you
I’ll eat you
Take some flour and some grain
This dough I knead you
Guess I’ve started o’er again
This dough I knead you
I knead you
I knead you
We’ve yeast to ply
Put yeast to dough for breads and watch it rise
Don now a-pron
I’ll get the oven on
And bake the best of what’s soon bread to be
Bread to be
Bread to be
I knead you
Take some flour and some grain
This dough I knead you
Guess I’ll start it in big pan
This dough I knead you
‘Cus the mixture needs tending
This dough I knead you
I knead you
It bakes away
Kitchen fills with bouquet
Inflowing nose with yeasty waftings
It then became
A high loaf of bread, by name
Self-raising glory – mold there won’t be!
It’s crusty
It’s crusty
I knead you
Start the butter softening
While dough I knead you
Place out jars of homemade jam
While dough I knead you
I knead you
I knead you
Strike! The oven bell’s gone ding!
And now my feed’s due
Dress it up or eat it plain
For sure, I’ll eat you
I’ll eat you
I’ll eat you
Take some flour and some grain
This dough I knead you
Guess I’ve started o’er again
This dough I knead you
I knead you
I knead you
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i like what ya baked up
No matter how you slice it, this was a good one!
A tasty parody & certainly not half-baked
M & P: I'm surely ready for some holiday baking treats!
A companion piece to your last parody perhaps? Cooked to perfection as always :)
Kneadless to say, this is good.
You guys have a particular love for unsightly pain. . .very funny guys
Good, as always...that's why I click on your all's
If I were Homer I would say "dough"
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