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Song Parodies -> "It's a Folding Chair"
Original Song Title:
"Sister Golden Hair"
(MP3)Original Performer:
America
Parody Song Title:
"It's a Folding Chair"
Parody Written by:
Merry & Pippin
The Lyrics
Pippin already had this in the works when the other two parodies of this song came out yesterday (both excellent, BTW) so we decided to finish it up while the song was fresh in everyone's mind... ;-)
Well I pried this shaky lawn chaise
But I guess the hinges stressed
And it's left me kind of stunned, hey?
'Cus it happened while undressed
It was made down in Gibraltar
Shoddy workmanship's a crime
Now this furniture attacks me all the time
Sell it cheap, so cheap I bought two
It's a folding chair surprise
And it's rusty springs and loose screws
Causin' water in my eyes
I'd complain in correspondence
But I've got worse things on my mind
Read and find out why - the pain's sending me blind!
Will you help me solve this riddle
The spring's caught my pubic hair
My appendage may be little
Not enough, though, to be spared
Well I cry and shake it
My thing's decayin'
This truss - can't break it!
Well, I'm deep in slinky corkscrew
Of a folding chair surprise
And I cuss and swear aloud too
'Cus it snapped shut 'tween my thighs
Now I am getting all despondent
As I've seen 'Boo-Boo' misaligned
Because fortune's seen my frank and beans entwined
It's impossible to piddle
Now too late to breed an heir
Pride and Joy's caught in the middle
Of this satanistic chair
Willie-cide it makes it,
I should start prayin',
It's gonna break it...
Bob bob bobbit a bob bob bobbit
A bob bob bobbit a bob bob bobbit...
(repeat and fade)
But I guess the hinges stressed
And it's left me kind of stunned, hey?
'Cus it happened while undressed
It was made down in Gibraltar
Shoddy workmanship's a crime
Now this furniture attacks me all the time
Sell it cheap, so cheap I bought two
It's a folding chair surprise
And it's rusty springs and loose screws
Causin' water in my eyes
I'd complain in correspondence
But I've got worse things on my mind
Read and find out why - the pain's sending me blind!
Will you help me solve this riddle
The spring's caught my pubic hair
My appendage may be little
Not enough, though, to be spared
Well I cry and shake it
My thing's decayin'
This truss - can't break it!
Well, I'm deep in slinky corkscrew
Of a folding chair surprise
And I cuss and swear aloud too
'Cus it snapped shut 'tween my thighs
Now I am getting all despondent
As I've seen 'Boo-Boo' misaligned
Because fortune's seen my frank and beans entwined
It's impossible to piddle
Now too late to breed an heir
Pride and Joy's caught in the middle
Of this satanistic chair
Willie-cide it makes it,
I should start prayin',
It's gonna break it...
Bob bob bobbit a bob bob bobbit
A bob bob bobbit a bob bob bobbit...
(repeat and fade)
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Hahaha ! Priceless ! THAT was hilarious ! I only wish I could give it a higher score for laughs alone ! Excellent as per usual.
And you can tell everybody
This is your dong
It's in formaldehyde but
Now that it's gone
I think you will find
I think you will find
That the tabloids will declare
That alien eunuchs abducted your chair....
5's, and now I'm startin' to think I've gotta do a parody of "Sister Golden Hair" now, too! Hmm....hmm....let's see now....hmm.....
This is your dong
It's in formaldehyde but
Now that it's gone
I think you will find
I think you will find
That the tabloids will declare
That alien eunuchs abducted your chair....
5's, and now I'm startin' to think I've gotta do a parody of "Sister Golden Hair" now, too! Hmm....hmm....let's see now....hmm.....
Tonight on Fox: When Lawn Furniture Attacks! Hee hee. In other words: Very funny and well done.
Clever idea. Reminded me of the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving cartoon when Snoopy had to deal with the Lawn Chair From Hell. :)
Cheap lawn furniture: yet another reason to boycott Wal-Mart. Great job!
I love it!! Truly a gem.
This was SO cute. Good visuals, I kept saying 'ouch,'ouch','ouch' throughout! 5's
Excellent parody. Great word play, especially with the anatomical references.
funny one, though painful to read...5s
Thanks everyone! This was mostly Pippin's and I still convulse in laughter everytime I read it! ;-D
This one had me in stitches!!! Great effort! ;-)
Something is disturbing about this one....lol, anyway, great word play and writing!
Let me know if you got my messageboard reply.
Who Rick? Merry or I? Or someone else? Board is down right now..
Oh Yeah. It was suggestions about recording, and how we might do it from afar. The gist was any way you have of sending me a vocal track in rhythm and reasonably in tune, I can probably do something with. I remember telling you that I have a feature in my studio where I can make male to female changes in a vocal. (octave shifts, basically) Email me with song suggestions and descriptions of what you have to record with.
Sorry, guyals, but I DKTOS..good luck in the contest tho, and this was funny
Well I reread it and find it funnier than the first time, and now I know the chords. I'll work on it.
LOL again for the SOTM!!
April SOTM - see above!
Ow! Funny stuff!
The chair is not my son. Uh, just so you know. Anyway, funny funny stuff; loved the Bobbitt part.
*winces*
Very nice. I had a chair break on me a while ago, but luckily *not* in this particular way. You get 5s.
Very nice. I had a chair break on me a while ago, but luckily *not* in this particular way. You get 5s.
Laugh so hard that I cry. I was crying already for obvious reasons but still.
Wow - this made me laugh. And no one heard at all, not even the chair. Very very well done. Many great lines.
SOTM - OUCH! Very, very funny and well done. 5's.
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"I'd complain in correspondence, But I've got worse things on my mind" - heh heh. This remains one of my faves of yours, Smeagol & Gollum. Great stuff.
The images and clever rhymes; particularly piddle, heir, middle, chair; are still hilarious.
how how funny, M and P! - LMAO - 555
Remind me why you were naked again... Still hilarious, M & P.
Hey, I was just reading random news this morning and came across this story...
www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=18046&in_page_id=2
I immediately thought of this parody!! =)
www.metro.co.uk/weird/article.html?in_article_id=18046&in_page_id=2
GAAAAHHHHH!!!! I just looked up that news story Arwen posted a link to!
Ouch ! Thanks, Arwen, for that link. My legs are crossed as I type this :)
M & P - This is a hoot. Pip, as you know I did a same type song on this OS. I hope you guys are not upset that I did it. I failed to look up anything previous that was done to this OS. Your's is a real hoot compared to mine. You two get the credit and I'm sorry for walking onto your stuff. I can have my parody removed if you would like. Sorry.
Guy, this is not a problem. Have no concerns. Glad you enjoyed it, as you know we did, yours.
"Awesome"
Thanks for stopping in and commenting Wendy :)
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