Faking Carey's Big Chest

This Carey girl, Mariah
With her voice, was on fire
But she felt her chest was such a pity
Needed help there up above and
Thought she'd get a lot more lovin'
As a girl with double D t*tties
But her brain's not prime
And she got it in her mind
Synthetic breast enhancement was the way
Life would better be enjoyed
If a doctor she employed
To mold her like a sculptor would clay
And he'd be

Faking Carey's big chest. Plastic cones
Faking Carey's big chest. She should own
Faking Carey's big chest. They're so fine
Faking Carey's big chest. They don't sag over time
Jut out

So then she started her mission
Found a booby physician
To work on her mounds of marshmallow
She could be a bigger star
Showed her jugs in a jar
And she picked some "bout the size of two pillows
And he said, "You can't go wrong
With two globs of silicon."
"Guys'll like you better this way."
"If it's swimming you enjoy,
You will always be buoyed."
"So throw that old life jacket away."
And he'll be

Faking Carey's big chest. Pick your own
Faking Carey's big chest. Styrofoam
Faking Carey's big chest. They're sublime
Faking Carey's big chest. Doc's working overtime

Lovely pair of buzoombas
Look at them sway while I play. Whoo!

The doc made a believer
Of this once too-flat diva
All the guys, around her, do rally
Just to try to get a peek
At these marvels in plastique and
Cleavage nowthe silicon valley
And she feels just fine
It was worth it, every dime
Her fans all wanna give "em both a squeeze
"Cause we all know that the boys
Have more fun with bigger toys
"Hey doctor, thanks for the mammaries!"
The doc was

Faking Carey's big chest. "They're brand new!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "I bought two!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "They're both mine!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "He made them really fine!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "They're not real!"
Faking Carey's big chest. "Wanna feel?"
Faking Carey's big chest
Faking Carey's big chest
Faking Carey's big chest