-> "Takin' Care of Brisness"
Original Song Title:
"Takin' Care of Business"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Takin' Care of Brisness"
The Lyrics
Du, Mensch, du villst be scoring—
Make sure du bist not coring
At das train das steams into de clitty.
Ven du vittle, just deglove
Vat’s for pushin’ in for lovin’
Of de girls das lookin’ so pretty.
Du gotta train dein eye
To make sure boy’s still a guy,
So do your shavin’ job just de right vay.
Und do not make him de-boyed
Mit de steel das ist alloyed.
Und vile du workst, de nuts—stay avay!
Ja, du’ll be
Takin’ care of brisness—it’s OK,
Takin’ care of brisness—skin avay,
Du’ll be takin’ care of brisness—de knife shines,
Takin’ care of brisness—don’t vork like oaf mit tines!
Vorm’s out!
For vorm, no need to be fishin’
Ven he needs to move pishin’—
Das ist, to bound out all of das yellow.
De hand need not draw back far
A hood parked upon de spar,
Und he’ll be firin’ it before dem goy fellows.
Peepole streamin’ like de gun
Das ist called vasser cannon. . .
’bellishment been taken avay.
Vere hat perched, dere is a void
’cause of tools du deployed:
Du pluckst it; he’s no shmuck mit “oy vey!”
’cause du been takin’ care of brisness. . .menschen flays,
Takin’ care of brisness messer vays,
Du been takin’ care of brisness de knife’s fine,
Takin’ care of brisness: de vorm, can stroke ’n’ shine:
Vorm clout!
SPOKEN:
Take gut care of dein brisness
Every day, every flay! Gevalt!
Du, Mensch, du hast been scoring,
Later, your client’s boring
In de pit das teeming mit de clitty.
Mit de spindle he makes love;
In he’s pushin’ und he’s shovin’,
Und de girls say, “Das does gut fit me!”
Dey love to train das guy
Into für-Liebe fur pie
’cause das shaved-skin knob vorks just de right vay.
Und dey all are overjoyed
Mit like-steel das ist deployed.
Dey smile—he vorks de strut du filet.
’cause du been takin’ care of brisness. . .sever days,
Takin’ care of brisness messer vays,
Du been takin’ care of brisness—das knife dein
Takin’ care of brisness and vorkin’ ova line.
Sperm spout!
Takin’ care of brisness. . . .
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