Long time ago, where I used to live
No modern bathrooms, times were primitive
A small building just sat on a hole
We did That Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Today, the plumbing is too routine
All female dainty and so damn squeaky clean
Ours was loaded with a whole lotta' soul
I liked That Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Give me that Outhouse Rock n' Roll
Things worked out better with a short stroll
The way it used to shake on top the hole
That was Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Close to the river, it had good flow
Used Sears and Roebuck for the tissue control
It was the best way when you had to go
Bring back That Outhouse Rock n' Roll

Call me a weirdo, call me what you wish
Say I'm old fashioned, say I'm really "Old Dish"
Today's plumbing ain't got no real soul
Give me That Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Still like That Outhouse Rock n' Roll
Things worked out better with a short stroll
The way it used to shake on top the hole
That was Outhouse Rock n' Roll..

Now, That was Outhouse Rock n' Roll..