Took a ride up Bald Mountain, just to chug me a few
Old woman's Choppin wood, soon, be naggin' I knew
Saddled "Old Buck" and watered him fine
Went against the gospel
Drank a couple bottles a' good moonshine

Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves
My wretched body's hurtin' all around
I'm gettin' Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves
He's sure named right, cause, Old Buck, he heard the sound
And bucked me to the ground

Lay'n like a snake, and sick to the core
Sheddin' my skin of a gallon or more
Payin' my dues for some liquid fun
Lord, I see the devil..
Old Buck is there a' grazin, I just pray he don't run

Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves
The wretched body's hurtin' all around
Feelin' so Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves
He's sure named right, cause Old Buck, he heard the sound
And bucked me to the ground..

Old Buck, he nuzzled over, pulled myself back up
Made it on home by dawn
Come next mornin'..knew it was all worth it,
Cause' my naggin' woman left, she's gone, uh-huh
My naggin' woman left, she's gone...

Tipsy, Cramps, and Heaves.....